I HAVE CAUGHT YOU IN YOUR WEB OF DECEIT!! I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT THE SPONGEBOB SHAPED CHEESE CRACKER IS A PRODUCT OF NABISCO CHEESE NIPS. KNOW THIS BECAUSE I EMBRACE CHEESE NIPS AS BEING THE ONE, TRUE BAKED CHEESE CRACKER GOODNESS. CHEEZ ITS ARE FOR FAT, DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO EAT BACON DRIPPINGS. AFTER IT HAS CONGEALED.
Re: FUCK OFFcrashingstarJanuary 15 2004, 14:00:59 UTC
Yea, well, Nabisco has nearly half of the cracker market share putting it signifigantly ahead of Keebler. Clearly, Cheese Nips are the consumer favourite.
Nabisco ain't got shit! An like ricki said i'd just eat them anyways to kill the spongebob shaped crackas...
but in the case of Cheese Nips, I'd steal so much that they surpass their alloted shrink budget and their stocks drop low enough I could launch a hostile take over via the Nasdaq congruently buying up all their stocks, then rebuild the empire to not suck, and with cooler storm troopers so that Palaptine himself would nut all over the place, then sell the company to the makers of Cheese Its, and bada-bing, no more sucky cheese snack crackers.
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Also, don't ever fucking call me a whore.
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but in the case of Cheese Nips, I'd steal so much that they surpass their alloted shrink budget and their stocks drop low enough I could launch a hostile take over via the Nasdaq congruently buying up all their stocks, then rebuild the empire to not suck, and with cooler storm troopers so that Palaptine himself would nut all over the place, then sell the company to the makers of Cheese Its, and bada-bing, no more sucky cheese snack crackers.
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let's not even begin on the 'white cheddar' ones. how gross.
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