Sick boy, he'll go drinkin w/ the boys all night long... -Social D.

[anothermike]

Hi, I wonder if I can fool another Dr. into thinkin I just got outta medical school. My throat hurts, like alot. Cough drops no worky... Possibly, strep, bronchitis, walking pnuemonia (which is highly fatal), or just tonsilitus, hmmmm? Being sick and tryin to hangout w/ yer friends equal sucks as much as sittin lonely at home and tryin to get

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[richaarde]

Naah, they'd probably just think you were doing research on WebMD.com, like all the other hypochondriacs.

[anothermike]

I have to admit I do go on that quite often, it's mere curiousity...

[chinoiserie]

Should I admit here that I think that's really cool...that you do that? Hmmm...maybe not.

[damnitnicole]

GO TO THE DOCTOR.

[chinoiserie]

No, silly - you should have said AKBAR KHAN COMMANDS YOU TO CEASE THIS COUGHING AND DYING BUSINESS AND SEE A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL! AKBAR KHAN IS NOT PLEASED WITH SICKNESS!

That oughta do it.

[damnitnicole]

Right. That.