April Foolzzz.
Have you ever wanted to meet everyone in the world? I have. Because I know there's more to life than these ass holes in Jersey. New York even -- I love it with all my heart, but there's just so much out there that I've yet to see, I get kind of overwhelmed thinking about it. There are people in Russia, China, Australia, Iceland, ALASKA for god's sake who I will never even look at, but who, if I met, could provide me with new insights and a worldly sagacity that I would not otherwise experience. Hell, there are people in the next town over who I'll never speak to but could make my life that much better. I know that I should be happy with what I already have, and I am...... but when it comes to knowledge, culture, and the people of the world, you can never have too much.