EVERYONE MUST READ THIS!!!!!!!!! ITS A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!
so, i was informed by a man named Bruce, (who was deffinitly down four glasses of scotch) that it didnt matter who won this past year's presidential election, bush or kerry. But in turn, they are actually on the same team.....Yes, the same team. You see Bush and Kerry, and even Clinton, are all in this secret society, which bruce said he shouldnt even be talking about, and each year they get together and hold "secret society meetings". Now, these arent just any ordinary "secret society meetings".... You see, they preserved the head of Geranamo(yes, the indian), and each year during thier "secret society meetings" they drink blood from HIS HEAD, now i know what your thinking,"but thats pointless, i know native americans who do that on a regular basis", well, that isnt all. They perform this ritual as they put hexes on america, to brainwash them.
(after four more glasses of scotch and an hour long conversation about OZZFEST,which involved many pictures, and him being the only one talking...i was informed of yet another conspiracy)
It just so turns out that our president and his buddies, kerry and clinton, arent just hex throwing, drink blood from geranamo, secret society types.....they are also into meteorology. In fact,almost half of the clouds you see arent really clouds, but "puffs" of subliminal messages! Bruce said he has talked to pilots that are told to drop of boxes of unknown content in the clouds, strict orders of the president.You see, the boxes disolve in the clouds and as the clouds build moisture and all that,they get bigger, whats next? Rain. So, not only is rain falling onto the ground but also, the disolved boxes....but what are those boxes?? SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES that we breath in and IN TURN begin to think like they want us too.
thank you for your words of wisdom Bruce, i am enlightened.
(after four more glasses of scotch and an hour long conversation about OZZFEST,which involved many pictures, and him being the only one talking...i was informed of yet another conspiracy)
It just so turns out that our president and his buddies, kerry and clinton, arent just hex throwing, drink blood from geranamo, secret society types.....they are also into meteorology. In fact,almost half of the clouds you see arent really clouds, but "puffs" of subliminal messages! Bruce said he has talked to pilots that are told to drop of boxes of unknown content in the clouds, strict orders of the president.You see, the boxes disolve in the clouds and as the clouds build moisture and all that,they get bigger, whats next? Rain. So, not only is rain falling onto the ground but also, the disolved boxes....but what are those boxes?? SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES that we breath in and IN TURN begin to think like they want us too.
thank you for your words of wisdom Bruce, i am enlightened.