it's all relative.

[anotherbetty]

when i was a little girl i used to crawl around in the grass, hopelessly trying to catch ladybugs.
after some time would pass, i'd get tired and fall asleep.
when i woke up, ladybugs were crawling all over my body.

i got tired.
and i fell asleep.
recently, i have risen.
and there he was.
laying all over my body.