Busy
I'm still not updating this, because frankly, i'm too lazy. No ones going to read this, so I don't feel particularly obliged to write.
Anyhows, I intended to update weekly, but I obviously won't, because I can't be bothered.
Also, nothing interesting has happened.
Okay, that's a lie. Most of the day is incredibly interesting, usually hilarious too, but there's WAY too much of it to write about a few things...
Okay, hrm. I will attempt something here.
A moment, I need to use the bathroom - Okay I'm back.
Today we had to vote for 2 student representatives, one female, one male.
First let me point out that the idea of having a male and female representative is stupid.
There's no good reason to have separate votes for them. No good reason whatsoever.
What are they implying? That gender makes some sort of substantial difference to your ability to represent students?
Pfft. Ridiculous. Why not put males and females in the same category, and show REAL equality? Why the division of sex? The implied boundary that Gender is relative to your political aspiration? Anyhow.
I chose not to vote for a female representative, for the sole reason that I didn't like any of them. Not personally, you understand, I just thought they were inept and terrible candidates for a job I'd rather not see filled
So my tutorial group went like this:
Me: What do we do if we don't want to vote for a candidate?
Teacher: Just put something
Me: I don't want to, I don't like any of them
Teacher: Well, there's a candidate right here in the class
Me: Yeah, I know. I don't like *any* of them
Teacher: Look, just put something
Me: Okay (deliberately leaving the vote blank)
Girl 1: Who're you voting for?
Me: I'm voting for COMMUNISM!
Girl 1: *disgusted look*
Me: I don't want to vote for any of the girls, because they'd be crap at being in charge
Girl 2: Wait, what?
Me: Girls are terrible at that kind of stuff. We need a man in charge. A big strong man.
Girl 2: Hold on a sec-
Me: Last time we had a woman in charge, was Margaret Thatcher*
Girl 2: ...Yeah.
* Yeah, I don't even know if this is true or not, I just said it to make females seem inferior in this kind of thing. It's probably not true, but of the 20 or so times I said it, no-one objected.
There was some other stuff too, like my friend getting suspended for not wearing ID (note to self: What the fuck?!), and a multiplayer DS orgy, which we have near everyday, and also me failing my tests hard (Ungraded.... less than 40%.... In all of them...)
However, I'm beginning to experience fatigue, so I'll quit while i'm ahead
Anyhows, I intended to update weekly, but I obviously won't, because I can't be bothered.
Also, nothing interesting has happened.
Okay, that's a lie. Most of the day is incredibly interesting, usually hilarious too, but there's WAY too much of it to write about a few things...
Okay, hrm. I will attempt something here.
A moment, I need to use the bathroom - Okay I'm back.
Today we had to vote for 2 student representatives, one female, one male.
First let me point out that the idea of having a male and female representative is stupid.
There's no good reason to have separate votes for them. No good reason whatsoever.
What are they implying? That gender makes some sort of substantial difference to your ability to represent students?
Pfft. Ridiculous. Why not put males and females in the same category, and show REAL equality? Why the division of sex? The implied boundary that Gender is relative to your political aspiration? Anyhow.
I chose not to vote for a female representative, for the sole reason that I didn't like any of them. Not personally, you understand, I just thought they were inept and terrible candidates for a job I'd rather not see filled
So my tutorial group went like this:
Me: What do we do if we don't want to vote for a candidate?
Teacher: Just put something
Me: I don't want to, I don't like any of them
Teacher: Well, there's a candidate right here in the class
Me: Yeah, I know. I don't like *any* of them
Teacher: Look, just put something
Me: Okay (deliberately leaving the vote blank)
Girl 1: Who're you voting for?
Me: I'm voting for COMMUNISM!
Girl 1: *disgusted look*
Me: I don't want to vote for any of the girls, because they'd be crap at being in charge
Girl 2: Wait, what?
Me: Girls are terrible at that kind of stuff. We need a man in charge. A big strong man.
Girl 2: Hold on a sec-
Me: Last time we had a woman in charge, was Margaret Thatcher*
Girl 2: ...Yeah.
* Yeah, I don't even know if this is true or not, I just said it to make females seem inferior in this kind of thing. It's probably not true, but of the 20 or so times I said it, no-one objected.
There was some other stuff too, like my friend getting suspended for not wearing ID (note to self: What the fuck?!), and a multiplayer DS orgy, which we have near everyday, and also me failing my tests hard (Ungraded.... less than 40%.... In all of them...)
However, I'm beginning to experience fatigue, so I'll quit while i'm ahead