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Remember that time in some grade that was not in high school that you came over and i made you eat microwaved macoroni and cheese that was really gross watery the cheese was clumpy it was gross then we drank a whole pitcher of that blue juice i had a porch and matt lived next door then some day a few years later we got involved in that crazy pyramid scheme then we became spies in the russian KGB we've killed at least three dozen people, all of them non-supporters of our communist ways then one day today about fifteen minutes ago emily grabbed the keyboard from me and tried to talk to jon but the only thing she could write was BIGOT i sayed that you that i prople wanst serouis when i told you it was wired but you know we get to carry these briefcases that are mad balls yo and we all have greaser slickster hair and you make them get on their knees and call you ESSMATA: by erica