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Soooo...
I am still alive, despite my best efforts to die of alcohol poisoning.
Friday:
-Got off work early, took 2 shots of jager at home, headed to coach's
-had 6! shots of whiskey with justin and 4 beers.
-went to this local bar/club place in lancaster
-from there the count gets hazy I know at least 2 shots of patron, and an undetermined amount of body shots sold by a scantily clad girl. 3 more beers lost their lives
-Finished the night at pitstop. 1 beer, 1 shot.
Grand totals: 11 shots, 8 beers, unknown # weak body shots, 3 bars, 1 night, 165 dollars in tabs.
And now the highlights. Felicia, a cute waitress was at coach's. Got her number, we shall see what happens. Got wingman'ed at the club to dance with a third wheel. The body shots were my excuse to stay away. Plastic test tubes + weak mixed alcohol + boobs = antics ensue. She lost her top twice during the large group of people doing their cleavage spelunking to retrieve disappearing tubes. Bailed on the girl anchor, and high tailed it to pitstop. I actually ran the table playing pool, that was amazing. I sucked ass at darts. At one point I was sitting outside the bar in the grass arguing with amy on the phone. Steph, girl I work with, was supposed to call and show but never did... The night closed with justin and I walking through a carl's jr drive-thru for burgers, and me getting the number of the hottie in the truck behind us. I should have just gotten in the truck with her. Next time I need to just jump at things.
Woke up around 10am and had a homemade bloody mary... delicious. Played dart, grilled and drank till 5 pm. Went to a baseball game and drank some more, boss had bought a box. Afterwards we went back to the house for drinks and cards. Played a cash game until 330 am. Sat around and drank until 5 am.
Sunday I was dead to the world. Woke up well into the afternoon, got water, went back to bed. Woke back up and it was night, ate some food and watched some olympics. passed the eff out. was at work by 5 am today.
I am still alive, despite my best efforts to die of alcohol poisoning.
Friday:
-Got off work early, took 2 shots of jager at home, headed to coach's
-had 6! shots of whiskey with justin and 4 beers.
-went to this local bar/club place in lancaster
-from there the count gets hazy I know at least 2 shots of patron, and an undetermined amount of body shots sold by a scantily clad girl. 3 more beers lost their lives
-Finished the night at pitstop. 1 beer, 1 shot.
Grand totals: 11 shots, 8 beers, unknown # weak body shots, 3 bars, 1 night, 165 dollars in tabs.
And now the highlights. Felicia, a cute waitress was at coach's. Got her number, we shall see what happens. Got wingman'ed at the club to dance with a third wheel. The body shots were my excuse to stay away. Plastic test tubes + weak mixed alcohol + boobs = antics ensue. She lost her top twice during the large group of people doing their cleavage spelunking to retrieve disappearing tubes. Bailed on the girl anchor, and high tailed it to pitstop. I actually ran the table playing pool, that was amazing. I sucked ass at darts. At one point I was sitting outside the bar in the grass arguing with amy on the phone. Steph, girl I work with, was supposed to call and show but never did... The night closed with justin and I walking through a carl's jr drive-thru for burgers, and me getting the number of the hottie in the truck behind us. I should have just gotten in the truck with her. Next time I need to just jump at things.
Woke up around 10am and had a homemade bloody mary... delicious. Played dart, grilled and drank till 5 pm. Went to a baseball game and drank some more, boss had bought a box. Afterwards we went back to the house for drinks and cards. Played a cash game until 330 am. Sat around and drank until 5 am.
Sunday I was dead to the world. Woke up well into the afternoon, got water, went back to bed. Woke back up and it was night, ate some food and watched some olympics. passed the eff out. was at work by 5 am today.