thanks Heather :)
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
× I miss somebody right now.
× I don't watch much TV these days.
× I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (to be trendy :p)
✓ I love to play video games.
✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (heehee but I love L Word way more)
✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. ((but to be fair he was psycho first!))
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
× I curse sometimes.
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (razor... as in the phone? I keep that with me all the time.)
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (love it!)
× I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now.
✓ I love sushi.
✓ I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (you mean there are other countries that might be "weel off"?! no friggin way!)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (friggin stalkers and work!)
× I like the way that I look.
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (...but not with a pecker)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (considering it's the only way to keep in touch with people these days.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
× I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before. ("Oh, no see I like to dance alone... but you can dance alone with me.")
× I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
× I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (ugh, kids!)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
× I have a lot to learn.
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (no not the alcohol augh! damn red wine, gets me everytime!)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (no but friend's have moved in on mine fiuckers!)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (candy is bad for the teeth!!)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am. (I'm a femail Socialist brought up in a Feminist household with Christian and Wiccan ties due to my English and witch heritage.)
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time. (study? it's called intuition aka pulling it outta your ass on the test.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s). (HA bloody HA!)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles.
✓ I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (especially student loan money!)
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (...my mouth)
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (well see I was trying to vomit my heart out but it didn't work.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Dave)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (not that anyone's a god.)
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (I looove horses. 5 wild ones on my aunt's property love me back ^_^)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Sable you lazy lazy child.)
× I am a caffeine junkie.
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (but more often I enjoy the glass of wine with the rest of the bottle of wine.)
✓ I'm an artist. (a poet, wouldn't you know it!)
✓ I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (...and also if it wasn't bloody cold out or the issue of melenoma.)
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible. (it's the yoga)
× I love hugs more than kisses. (... I'd call it a tie)
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (yes, it is irritating.)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (mostly cause I'm so model height!)
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (and I always win and make them put on a dress if they're a guy.)
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (well to be fair the problems we inflicted on me by Statistics.)
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (kindda hard not to.)
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (there was only one opening for that position and Liz took it heehee)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (North America, Asia, Europe baby!)
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (...multiple times)
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (ON a train! (twice))
✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (and the implications that it has on my future career and personal life.)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (and they like me too!)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (only SNES)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
✓ I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (gender/sex is to white on black for my liking.)
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (girls are greedy and guys are pricks... oh wait I guess I'm non sexual)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (it's hard to remember to eat if no one cooks for me.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (my heart <3)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
× I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (only when they're really stupid issues. Like people who have a problem with cosmetic surgery.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (no way - I have a great conceptual memory.)
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (damn liars and cheats!)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (..out of tuuuuune)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (scientifically... in a lab.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (then got tackled in the sand!)
✓ I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (especially myself)
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (because it just HAD to be said)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
× I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
✓ I can only hate someone that I love. (the more I love someone, the more I vindictive hate I can feel towards them once they cross me.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
× I miss somebody right now.
× I don't watch much TV these days.
× I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (to be trendy :p)
✓ I love to play video games.
✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (heehee but I love L Word way more)
✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. ((but to be fair he was psycho first!))
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
× I curse sometimes.
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (razor... as in the phone? I keep that with me all the time.)
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (love it!)
× I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now.
✓ I love sushi.
✓ I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (you mean there are other countries that might be "weel off"?! no friggin way!)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (friggin stalkers and work!)
× I like the way that I look.
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (...but not with a pecker)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (considering it's the only way to keep in touch with people these days.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
× I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before. ("Oh, no see I like to dance alone... but you can dance alone with me.")
× I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
× I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (ugh, kids!)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
× I have a lot to learn.
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (no not the alcohol augh! damn red wine, gets me everytime!)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (no but friend's have moved in on mine fiuckers!)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (candy is bad for the teeth!!)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am. (I'm a femail Socialist brought up in a Feminist household with Christian and Wiccan ties due to my English and witch heritage.)
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time. (study? it's called intuition aka pulling it outta your ass on the test.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s). (HA bloody HA!)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles.
✓ I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (especially student loan money!)
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (...my mouth)
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (well see I was trying to vomit my heart out but it didn't work.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Dave)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (not that anyone's a god.)
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (I looove horses. 5 wild ones on my aunt's property love me back ^_^)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Sable you lazy lazy child.)
× I am a caffeine junkie.
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (but more often I enjoy the glass of wine with the rest of the bottle of wine.)
✓ I'm an artist. (a poet, wouldn't you know it!)
✓ I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (...and also if it wasn't bloody cold out or the issue of melenoma.)
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible. (it's the yoga)
× I love hugs more than kisses. (... I'd call it a tie)
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (yes, it is irritating.)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (mostly cause I'm so model height!)
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (and I always win and make them put on a dress if they're a guy.)
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (well to be fair the problems we inflicted on me by Statistics.)
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (kindda hard not to.)
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (there was only one opening for that position and Liz took it heehee)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (North America, Asia, Europe baby!)
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (...multiple times)
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (ON a train! (twice))
✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (and the implications that it has on my future career and personal life.)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (and they like me too!)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (only SNES)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
✓ I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (gender/sex is to white on black for my liking.)
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (girls are greedy and guys are pricks... oh wait I guess I'm non sexual)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (it's hard to remember to eat if no one cooks for me.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (my heart <3)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
× I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (only when they're really stupid issues. Like people who have a problem with cosmetic surgery.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (no way - I have a great conceptual memory.)
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (damn liars and cheats!)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (..out of tuuuuune)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (scientifically... in a lab.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (then got tackled in the sand!)
✓ I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (especially myself)
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (because it just HAD to be said)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
× I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
✓ I can only hate someone that I love. (the more I love someone, the more I vindictive hate I can feel towards them once they cross me.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.