Fattie pattie pumpkin pie
After a visit to the doctors office it seems I have some troubling news.....
I did not gain 25 pounds of fat this summer as I had originally thought.... My perscription that my doctor put me on had some un-labled side effects such as gargantuan weight gain... 40 lbs over 5 months. With a HEAVY heart and whalish thighs I absorbed this information and became pent up with RAGE. I was totaly fried, much like a UK Mars bar, and attempted to re-gain my hope at fitting into my jeans by the end of the week by imploring the doctor for free liposuction. Thankfully she did help me out... by perscribing FLAX SEED OIL! WTF???? I want it gone NOW since it's the medical societies fault for releasing medicine with such tragic side effects as obese fat-bastardness.
Obviously next time I want to get anything done (and by 'anything' I am explicitly referring to liposuction) I will have to go about it by lying my ass off since that's the only time things actually happened right last time in the medical community.. oh wait, that's also how I got screwed over this time. Dash it all!
Meanwhile, I intend to drench myself in flax oil and utilize this situation to the fullest extent.... since mum says I look pregnant I suppose I'll have to work that angle at the bar and everytime somefug pushes past me "oooffh, don't hurt the baby!!" and then knee them in the groin heehee.
Final thought on the matter: Fucking Meds - bitches.
I did not gain 25 pounds of fat this summer as I had originally thought.... My perscription that my doctor put me on had some un-labled side effects such as gargantuan weight gain... 40 lbs over 5 months. With a HEAVY heart and whalish thighs I absorbed this information and became pent up with RAGE. I was totaly fried, much like a UK Mars bar, and attempted to re-gain my hope at fitting into my jeans by the end of the week by imploring the doctor for free liposuction. Thankfully she did help me out... by perscribing FLAX SEED OIL! WTF???? I want it gone NOW since it's the medical societies fault for releasing medicine with such tragic side effects as obese fat-bastardness.
Obviously next time I want to get anything done (and by 'anything' I am explicitly referring to liposuction) I will have to go about it by lying my ass off since that's the only time things actually happened right last time in the medical community.. oh wait, that's also how I got screwed over this time. Dash it all!
Meanwhile, I intend to drench myself in flax oil and utilize this situation to the fullest extent.... since mum says I look pregnant I suppose I'll have to work that angle at the bar and everytime somefug pushes past me "oooffh, don't hurt the baby!!" and then knee them in the groin heehee.
Final thought on the matter: Fucking Meds - bitches.