oh god old aim copypaste is old

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from a few days ago:

9:37:35 PM emily shiine birthday: b is so asking eve for self-defense lessons when he's back >_>
9:51:28 PM alzeidism: Lmfao
9:51:33 PM alzeidism: She'll happily train him
9:51:38 PM alzeidism: But she'll be a hardass teacher.
9:52:02 PM emily shiine birthday: that's probably a good thing
9:52:05 PM emily shiine birthday: :D
9:52:11 PM alzeidism: llmfao why?
9:52:19 PM emily shiine birthday: uhhh idk
9:52:22 PM emily shiine birthday: just 'cause
9:52:25 PM alzeidism: Like
9:52:42 PM alzeidism: Eve: >| Okay you get a knife. Attack me. You know the basics.
9:53:02 PM emily shiine birthday: B: .... This didn't work out so well last time. *quietly has a trauma*
9:55:10 PM alzeidism: Eve: *Siiighs* B, I'm not going to kill you.
9:55:28 PM emily shiine birthday: B: .....
9:56:10 PM alzeidism: Eve: *Walks over to him although she's keeping an eye out for the blade* You're someone I care for. Therefore I want to protect you.
9:56:53 PM emily shiine birthday: B: *has a panic attack*
9:57:13 PM alzeidism: Eve: W-What!?
9:58:19 PM emily shiine birthday: B: *cries moar*
9:59:11 PM alzeidism: Eve: *HUGS HIM* I am not going to let anyone hurt you again. I WILL NOT FAIL YOU!
9:59:55 PM emily shiine birthday: B: *wibbles*
9:59:57 PM emily shiine birthday: *clings*
10:00:08 PM alzeidism: Eve: *Baw you have her crying now*
10:00:34 PM emily shiine birthday: ;____;
10:00:44 PM alzeidism: those two omfg gjsdhkl;f
10:00:47 PM emily shiine birthday: i know
10:01:03 PM alzeidism: they're so angsty on the inside XD
10:01:08 PM emily shiine birthday: i know :(
10:01:30 PM alzeidism: lmfao she's going to blame herself partially for his death 8D;
10:02:07 PM emily shiine birthday: n'awwwwww
10:02:37 PM alzeidism: idk
10:02:55 PM alzeidism: she figures if she had taken the time to read between the lines she wouldn't have failed him XD
10:04:01 PM emily shiine birthday: awww <3
10:04:08 PM emily shiine birthday: they can have awesome makeup hugging later :D
10:04:34 PM alzeidism: lmfao makeup?
10:05:29 PM alzeidism: well
10:05:34 PM alzeidism: b can get his on her
10:05:39 PM alzeidism: eve doesn't wear any >8
10:05:43 PM alzeidism: she doesn't know how to use it
10:06:55 PM alzeidism: She is not girly. She does not get girly things.
10:07:07 PM emily shiine birthday: hahaha no, making up
10:07:18 PM alzeidism: OH LOL
10:07:20 PM alzeidism: XD;
10:07:23 PM emily shiine birthday: like makeup sex, only hugging instead of .... yeah, i'm not even gonna go there >_>
10:07:29 PM emily shiine birthday: sorry :(
10:07:30 PM alzeidism: LMFAO
10:07:36 PM alzeidism: who the hell would top
10:07:37 PM alzeidism: /hit
10:07:43 PM emily shiine birthday: fffff
10:07:57 PM emily shiine birthday: i am actually convinced B is not a top as he claims.
10:08:14 PM alzeidism: Ah |D?
10:08:54 PM alzeidism: Eve could top
10:08:59 PM alzeidism: If she was a little older
10:09:00 PM alzeidism: XD
10:09:02 PM emily shiine birthday: eve is underage :|
10:09:06 PM emily shiine birthday: and B is not really a pedo
10:09:08 PM emily shiine birthday: >_>
10:09:13 PM alzeidism: lmfao in other cases though
10:09:25 PM alzeidism: Older!Eve: GET ON THE BED >8| *Kicks on*
10:09:41 PM emily shiine birthday: B: y-yes darling.
10:10:19 PM alzeidism: Older!Eve: ...glksdjg *BLUSH* dontcallmethat
10:12:54 PM alzeidism: lmfao they would fail so hard at sex lifw
10:12:55 PM alzeidism: *Life
10:13:29 PM emily shiine birthday: yes
10:13:56 PM alzeidism: They would cuddle though XD?
10:13:59 PM emily shiine birthday: yes.
10:14:03 PM emily shiine birthday: can has cuddling
10:14:11 PM alzeidism: baw
10:14:16 PM alzeidism: can has cute
10:15:27 PM alzeidism: http://static2.animepaper.net/upload/thumbs/wallpapers/Black-Cat/%5Blarge%5D%5BAnimePaper%5Dwallpapers_Black-Cat_valcryst(1.33)__THISRES__67781.jpg lol older eve
10:15:33 PM emily shiine birthday: oooh
10:15:36 PM emily shiine birthday: i'd hit it.
10:15:41 PM alzeidism: so would I XD
10:15:45 PM emily shiine birthday: hahaha
10:15:48 PM emily shiine birthday: :D
10:15:55 PM alzeidism: b doesn't know how to
10:15:56 PM alzeidism: /SHOT
10:16:03 PM alzeidism: /IS CRUEL
10:16:04 PM emily shiine birthday: no, i don't think so
10:16:24 PM alzeidism: lmfao
10:16:29 PM alzeidism: a tsundere and an uke
10:16:33 PM emily shiine birthday: d'awww
10:16:33 PM emily shiine birthday: yes
10:16:47 PM alzeidism: I sort of ship older!eve/b
10:16:50 PM alzeidism: for the awkward now
10:16:52 PM alzeidism: -o-
10:16:55 PM emily shiine birthday: hahahaha :D
10:16:56 PM emily shiine birthday: <3
10:16:59 PM alzeidism: XD
10:17:03 PM alzeidism: it would be cute
10:19:18 PM alzeidism: Idek. The sarcastic bitch and the angsty awkward guy
10:19:22 PM alzeidism: Fuck the what combo
10:19:30 PM emily shiine birthday: it's awesome though
10:19:57 PM alzeidism: lmfao
10:20:01 PM alzeidism: this should be cracked
10:20:02 PM alzeidism: someday
10:20:02 PM alzeidism: |D
10:20:07 PM emily shiine birthday: yes