Character Profile
This is a very brief blip on some of the niche's that you all fill in my life.
Alex: You are my brother and the person I am closest with in our family next to dad. Remember the time I punch you because you beat me at Coach K? Wake Forest could never actually beat Duke. I love you. You are definitely the most talented out of the three of us.
Aaron: You are the most sensitive amazing kid I know. You could probably kill me, and that scares me, but I love you. You have the biggest heart. I admire that.
Nick (RIP): You have shaped my life and every decision I make. You will always be the best friend I have ever had. I will never forget you from sixth grade to the day you died to now. Love.
Alex: My roommate. You are the most calm awesome guy I know. I seriously would not want anyone else for a roommate. You are also a very dear and valued friend. Sorry if I don't appreciate you enough sometimes.
Yadira: Alex's girlfriend. You are such a smart ass sometimes and you piss me off, but you are a good friend and I am glad that you make Alex so happy. Sometimes it freaks me out that you can fight back so hard core. Stop making loud sex noises.
Lauren: You are the sweetest, most patient, beautiful and amazing person in my life. I don't want anyone else. I thank God that you love me so much because I love you back just as much if not more. You opened my heart and I appreciate you.
Isabel: Hottest Chilean ever. You have to be my best friend. You listen to all my shit and I listen to all of yours. I can never stay mad at you and it seems that you can't stay mad at me either. I love you to death. Sure you can get whiny but that is ok, cause I get obnoxious. Thanks.
Deahlio: Amazing friend. You helped me through some bad times in my life and I wonder if we would be such good friends without the shit that happened. Either way I admire you and know that you will do great things in the world someday. I figure I will see on TV some day uniting the world. I'm just not sure if it will be through peaceful measures or under your very persuasive dictatorial wrath.
Boppo: You are a great friend and very well dressed. I have always admired you as an actor. Sometimes I worry about you because you seem conflicted and confused about your life, religion and women. You seem like everything is coming together, though.
Cali: You are such an awesome friend. You are jaded and cynical and when we get drunk we rip on your past bitches who have torn your heart out. Quit getting hurt, before we have to dig a shallow grave for one of em. Anyway, you are well dressed and a metro sexual . . . I believe nuff said.
Joe D: Amazing friend. You became my friend in such a short amount of time. You are definitely the best Duo partner ever because our senses of humor just help make the other so much more funny. I respect you and for those that don't regard you as one the funniest people ever . . . well, fuck em. Oh yeah, stop getting hurt. Hahaha. Fag.
AJ: Why in the fucking hell are we not ruling the world yet. You are such a bad ass and sometimes I feel I should be intimidated like the rest of those idiots and then I remember, "Hey, he's only a half-breed mexican" Besides, I always have my AJ impression as a back-up weapon. By the way, who the fuck calls at 11 pm on a friday night and asks me to drive to Phoenix so I can compete in Utah . . . you crazy fuck. I LOVE YOU!!!
Kids -
Frances: a.k.a. Franci, Francy G, Baby Raptor, Pino, Esther Van Luendergaard. You are the one kid on the team who has kept me there no matter what. I have always known your potential to be the best and in my book, you are the best. You are such a sweet girl and sometimes I think you were put in the wrong family. There is no one else I would want my brother to be with than you. Say, hi to lil' Ben for me.
Caitlin: Wonderfully Passionate. I love your subtle dramatic acting. I don't think alot of people without artistic appreciation understand how amazingly talented you are. You were amazing at the Shakespeare Competition and are going to destroy U of A. You are such a sweet and wonderful person. I have complete confidence in everything you do and know you will succeed in life . . . that's where it counts.
Jenna: No one frustrates me more than you do, but I love you to death. I worry so much about you and sometimes I wish you would commit to the sport more, but we all live our own lives, right. Sometimes I think you question whether or not I respect you, but I really do. You are a great kid and I think everyday, you move closer to finding yourself. I am your friend, even if we clash and fight sometimes.
Matt Roberts: Homo. Sorry, you know that I think you are one of the smartest kids in the world. You are also a bum. Hahaha. Matt, you are amazing and I appreciate how much you have tried to work with me this year and be a great president. You got the goods to be great and I know you are too big for Tucson.
Patrick: a.k.a. Patty. Dude, I love you. You are hilarious and most don't even know it. You are my favorite to hang out with at Tourney's and listen to your crazy cynical rants and comments. You are a genius and I think you have grown up so much. The only thing I worry about is your hatin' on others. You need more patience with the plebians. Hahaha. Not everything about normal life is bad. You have an artistic soul. Ring a Ding Ding.
Amber: a.k.a. Baby Pino. I love you. You are the future of this team. You're dedication and determination amaze me. You have improved so much this year and gained so much confidence. Only a sophomore and you already work harder than some seniors.
Rozy: Love is all that has stopped me from killing you. Hahaha. In all honestly, I think you are clouded and contradictory in alot of your personal philosophies, but I figure life will straighten that part out. You hold a special place in this teams heart, even if it seems like we pick on you.
PJ: You are the perfect kid. Sweet, intelligent, 6'3. I can't say anything but how awesome you are. No more car rides for you, though. Nudge nudge.
Circuit - RM
Kelsey Miller: You are an odd little complexity. You are so full of humor and determination and yet you are dragged down by your emotional state on so many occasions. I honestly don't know you that well, but I like you. You have the goods to be at the top.
Stevey G: Wierd kid. You need to learn how to dress Tie to Shirt to Hair color ratios need to be taken into account. I also think you could get a badder ass haircut, oh yeah, and get some tattoos. Honestly though, you're a good kid and I have never seen anyone who networks better than you. I look forward to seeing your goods at state. Oh yeah, you're "hawt," as the Phillistines would put it. Last thing . . . name what song this line is from, "This right here is considered a banga', delivered with anga' ya life is in danga', beware them stranga's, holdin' them flama's, them nagga's wit swagga, cause they could be gangstas." Hint: It's from the best Rap group ever!
Shane: Pervert . . . or so I have heard. You have blown up so much over the past year. You seem like a good hearted fellow with some emotion. I wish I knew you better. My brother seems to like you in more than a "guy" way . . . and that scares me.
DV -
Bacon: "Hit that line" Since that comment I have never seen anyone ask me for my opinion between rounds more than you. You are immensely talented and sometimes I think you are strangely sad when you are so happy. Perhaps that is just cause you remind me of a good friend of mine. I dunno.
Jarvey: You have some great Dramatic acting going on. I can't see how you would not always be the male lead in any script or play. Good things in your future. You also seem deeply effected by things. Once again, this is just conjecture. My brother is also strangely obsessed with you.
J. Felix: I don't hate you. You're a GREAT actress, I just wonder if you are as attached to your pieces as I have seen in others. Either way, I think you are a very sweet girl and can't wait to see your performance at state. If you ever talked to me, I would give you insight into your fuuuu-ture. That last line was said with an ominous crazy old lady gypsey voice.
Shadow -
Sully: Woof! You have to be the most interesting, creepy, funny kid I have met on the circuit. You introduced me to the word, "Tatties." You changed my vernacular!! Hells yeah. Anyway, before you try to grow facial hair, I think you should finish it your "natural process," cause sparse hair patches aren't in this season. I look forward to hanging out with you someday in an unspeechy atmosphere one day. "Straw Dogs, dawg, like a ma'fucka."
Laine: Good God, you make me laugh everytime I see you, and yet you are still oh so such a sweetheart. I'll never forget Bizz-erkley last year when you said the N-word. I damn near shit myself. Laine you are quite the unique and wonderful person, never change.
Hutchy: You son of a bitch! That is all . . . I jest. I got nothin but love for the Hutch. You need to get off your lazy ass though and kick some ass again. You sure made an impression on some of the Salpointe kids at Berkeley this year. Kudos. I know that underneath your crude veneer and battle with Herpes that you are a pretty nice guy, just don't drink out of my soda cup again.
David Green: You are wonderfully Jewish, Capt. Verde. I appreciate the Crepes sharing and wish you would come up and talk to me more often. You seem like the nicest guy. Oh gosh, and I love your Poetry. Tre Magnifique. Oui. Sacre Bleu. Nes Pas. I HATE THE FRENCH AND THEIR RANDOM ASS LANGUAGE.
More to Come, I am still writing this long ass list. drew.
Alex: You are my brother and the person I am closest with in our family next to dad. Remember the time I punch you because you beat me at Coach K? Wake Forest could never actually beat Duke. I love you. You are definitely the most talented out of the three of us.
Aaron: You are the most sensitive amazing kid I know. You could probably kill me, and that scares me, but I love you. You have the biggest heart. I admire that.
Nick (RIP): You have shaped my life and every decision I make. You will always be the best friend I have ever had. I will never forget you from sixth grade to the day you died to now. Love.
Alex: My roommate. You are the most calm awesome guy I know. I seriously would not want anyone else for a roommate. You are also a very dear and valued friend. Sorry if I don't appreciate you enough sometimes.
Yadira: Alex's girlfriend. You are such a smart ass sometimes and you piss me off, but you are a good friend and I am glad that you make Alex so happy. Sometimes it freaks me out that you can fight back so hard core. Stop making loud sex noises.
Lauren: You are the sweetest, most patient, beautiful and amazing person in my life. I don't want anyone else. I thank God that you love me so much because I love you back just as much if not more. You opened my heart and I appreciate you.
Isabel: Hottest Chilean ever. You have to be my best friend. You listen to all my shit and I listen to all of yours. I can never stay mad at you and it seems that you can't stay mad at me either. I love you to death. Sure you can get whiny but that is ok, cause I get obnoxious. Thanks.
Deahlio: Amazing friend. You helped me through some bad times in my life and I wonder if we would be such good friends without the shit that happened. Either way I admire you and know that you will do great things in the world someday. I figure I will see on TV some day uniting the world. I'm just not sure if it will be through peaceful measures or under your very persuasive dictatorial wrath.
Boppo: You are a great friend and very well dressed. I have always admired you as an actor. Sometimes I worry about you because you seem conflicted and confused about your life, religion and women. You seem like everything is coming together, though.
Cali: You are such an awesome friend. You are jaded and cynical and when we get drunk we rip on your past bitches who have torn your heart out. Quit getting hurt, before we have to dig a shallow grave for one of em. Anyway, you are well dressed and a metro sexual . . . I believe nuff said.
Joe D: Amazing friend. You became my friend in such a short amount of time. You are definitely the best Duo partner ever because our senses of humor just help make the other so much more funny. I respect you and for those that don't regard you as one the funniest people ever . . . well, fuck em. Oh yeah, stop getting hurt. Hahaha. Fag.
AJ: Why in the fucking hell are we not ruling the world yet. You are such a bad ass and sometimes I feel I should be intimidated like the rest of those idiots and then I remember, "Hey, he's only a half-breed mexican" Besides, I always have my AJ impression as a back-up weapon. By the way, who the fuck calls at 11 pm on a friday night and asks me to drive to Phoenix so I can compete in Utah . . . you crazy fuck. I LOVE YOU!!!
Kids -
Frances: a.k.a. Franci, Francy G, Baby Raptor, Pino, Esther Van Luendergaard. You are the one kid on the team who has kept me there no matter what. I have always known your potential to be the best and in my book, you are the best. You are such a sweet girl and sometimes I think you were put in the wrong family. There is no one else I would want my brother to be with than you. Say, hi to lil' Ben for me.
Caitlin: Wonderfully Passionate. I love your subtle dramatic acting. I don't think alot of people without artistic appreciation understand how amazingly talented you are. You were amazing at the Shakespeare Competition and are going to destroy U of A. You are such a sweet and wonderful person. I have complete confidence in everything you do and know you will succeed in life . . . that's where it counts.
Jenna: No one frustrates me more than you do, but I love you to death. I worry so much about you and sometimes I wish you would commit to the sport more, but we all live our own lives, right. Sometimes I think you question whether or not I respect you, but I really do. You are a great kid and I think everyday, you move closer to finding yourself. I am your friend, even if we clash and fight sometimes.
Matt Roberts: Homo. Sorry, you know that I think you are one of the smartest kids in the world. You are also a bum. Hahaha. Matt, you are amazing and I appreciate how much you have tried to work with me this year and be a great president. You got the goods to be great and I know you are too big for Tucson.
Patrick: a.k.a. Patty. Dude, I love you. You are hilarious and most don't even know it. You are my favorite to hang out with at Tourney's and listen to your crazy cynical rants and comments. You are a genius and I think you have grown up so much. The only thing I worry about is your hatin' on others. You need more patience with the plebians. Hahaha. Not everything about normal life is bad. You have an artistic soul. Ring a Ding Ding.
Amber: a.k.a. Baby Pino. I love you. You are the future of this team. You're dedication and determination amaze me. You have improved so much this year and gained so much confidence. Only a sophomore and you already work harder than some seniors.
Rozy: Love is all that has stopped me from killing you. Hahaha. In all honestly, I think you are clouded and contradictory in alot of your personal philosophies, but I figure life will straighten that part out. You hold a special place in this teams heart, even if it seems like we pick on you.
PJ: You are the perfect kid. Sweet, intelligent, 6'3. I can't say anything but how awesome you are. No more car rides for you, though. Nudge nudge.
Circuit - RM
Kelsey Miller: You are an odd little complexity. You are so full of humor and determination and yet you are dragged down by your emotional state on so many occasions. I honestly don't know you that well, but I like you. You have the goods to be at the top.
Stevey G: Wierd kid. You need to learn how to dress Tie to Shirt to Hair color ratios need to be taken into account. I also think you could get a badder ass haircut, oh yeah, and get some tattoos. Honestly though, you're a good kid and I have never seen anyone who networks better than you. I look forward to seeing your goods at state. Oh yeah, you're "hawt," as the Phillistines would put it. Last thing . . . name what song this line is from, "This right here is considered a banga', delivered with anga' ya life is in danga', beware them stranga's, holdin' them flama's, them nagga's wit swagga, cause they could be gangstas." Hint: It's from the best Rap group ever!
Shane: Pervert . . . or so I have heard. You have blown up so much over the past year. You seem like a good hearted fellow with some emotion. I wish I knew you better. My brother seems to like you in more than a "guy" way . . . and that scares me.
DV -
Bacon: "Hit that line" Since that comment I have never seen anyone ask me for my opinion between rounds more than you. You are immensely talented and sometimes I think you are strangely sad when you are so happy. Perhaps that is just cause you remind me of a good friend of mine. I dunno.
Jarvey: You have some great Dramatic acting going on. I can't see how you would not always be the male lead in any script or play. Good things in your future. You also seem deeply effected by things. Once again, this is just conjecture. My brother is also strangely obsessed with you.
J. Felix: I don't hate you. You're a GREAT actress, I just wonder if you are as attached to your pieces as I have seen in others. Either way, I think you are a very sweet girl and can't wait to see your performance at state. If you ever talked to me, I would give you insight into your fuuuu-ture. That last line was said with an ominous crazy old lady gypsey voice.
Shadow -
Sully: Woof! You have to be the most interesting, creepy, funny kid I have met on the circuit. You introduced me to the word, "Tatties." You changed my vernacular!! Hells yeah. Anyway, before you try to grow facial hair, I think you should finish it your "natural process," cause sparse hair patches aren't in this season. I look forward to hanging out with you someday in an unspeechy atmosphere one day. "Straw Dogs, dawg, like a ma'fucka."
Laine: Good God, you make me laugh everytime I see you, and yet you are still oh so such a sweetheart. I'll never forget Bizz-erkley last year when you said the N-word. I damn near shit myself. Laine you are quite the unique and wonderful person, never change.
Hutchy: You son of a bitch! That is all . . . I jest. I got nothin but love for the Hutch. You need to get off your lazy ass though and kick some ass again. You sure made an impression on some of the Salpointe kids at Berkeley this year. Kudos. I know that underneath your crude veneer and battle with Herpes that you are a pretty nice guy, just don't drink out of my soda cup again.
David Green: You are wonderfully Jewish, Capt. Verde. I appreciate the Crepes sharing and wish you would come up and talk to me more often. You seem like the nicest guy. Oh gosh, and I love your Poetry. Tre Magnifique. Oui. Sacre Bleu. Nes Pas. I HATE THE FRENCH AND THEIR RANDOM ASS LANGUAGE.
More to Come, I am still writing this long ass list. drew.