Introductions are in order![001]

[anotakutype]

Bonjour, everyone. I'm Renge Houshakuji and it's a pleasure to meet all of you

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[godproxy]

You're from France.

[anotakutype]

[Oh, Neku you're so very observant.]

Oui. And where do you come fro--huh.

[Pauses for a moment before she gives him a good look over. Oh, don't mind her while she's observing you.]

[godproxy]

(I knew I should have kept my goddamned mouth shut.)

... ... Why're you looking at me like that?

[anotakutype]

Your posture of course! Posture can tell a lot about a person! Your body speaks to me...it's saying...

'I'm not fond of my surroundings and I'm not very sociable.'

This needs to be rectified. What if other people thought this about a pretty young boy?

[godproxy]

... Are you high?

[anotakutype]

Such a bold question to ask and you haven't even introduced yourself, monsieur.

[Ponders for a moment, though she's speaking in no one in particular.]

He could be more of the wild type, non non...usually those are the strong silent types. Or perhaps a category of more of a delinquent? Maybe...

[godproxy]

What the hell are you talking about- look, whatever. I'm Neku. Neku Sakuraba, and I really should have just remembered that curiosity killed the cat.

[anotakutype]

You of course. Ah, that's much better.
[Smiles broadly.]

..and satisfaction brought it back. People always seem to forget that part of the saying.

[godproxy]

So uh, what do you want?

(And can I just run away now? Please?)

[anotakutype]

Well, you did speak to me first. Though, now since you asked. I'm thinking of undertaking you as a project of mine now.

[Saying this all the while smiling brightly. It's too late to run away now.]

[godproxy]

Woah. What "project"?!

(This chick is insane.)

[anotakutype]

Character re-construction, of course! Though, we'll just have to start on your posture first.

Posture is everything and it can be better for your health too.

[Don't you want to live longer Neku? Of course you do.]

[godproxy]

I don't need any re-anything! You're crazy!

[anotakutype]

You make it sound like it's a bad thing. It doesn't hurt at all. I have a lot of experience doing this.

[Evaluates him for a bit trying to figure out what would be the best way to fix that body language of his.]

Maybe if your hips were pushed out more and your shoulders were straight.

[godproxy]

You really think that this little 'fix' is gonna solve all my problems, don't you?

[Anger. Lots of anger.]

I think fashion and trends are bullshit.

[anotakutype]

Since, when did I said it would fix all of your problems?

[Not really taken aback by his anger, as much as the last comment.]

Eh? I don't hear that very often at all. Well, unless the fashion is bad anyway.