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[anosognosian]

Haven’t even heard of somethin’ called a ‘Computer’ until I woke up to this mess, oi. an’ I don’t like ‘em already

This have somethin’ to do with-…don’t think they’d do that Either way they sure hit hard enough ta’ beat Gramp’s kicks to tha’ head.

Guess the only way is up then literally. Tha’ name is Lavi, citizen. Who are ya’?

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[randomcruelty]

Query: Haven't even heard of a computer?

Mockery: I wasn't aware meatbags could sink so low.

[anosognosian]

...Meatbag?

Jus' what are ya'?

[randomcruelty]

Information: I am one of the finest assassination droids you will ever see.

Elaboration: I also double as a protocol droid and, more recently, as a Glee Quota Adjutant.

[anosognosian]

You're tha' only droid I've ever seen.

Glee Quota Adjutant does what, s'actly?

[randomcruelty]

Definition: A Glee Quota Adjutant finds citizens or areas that are scientifically proven to be unhappy, reveals the source of dissatisfaction, and destroys it.

Addendum: With lethal force if necessary.

[anosognosian]

Ah, right then.

The uh...Computer give you this job?

[randomcruelty]

Affirmative: A wise move, if I may.

[anosognosian]

Ya' from here? Or jus' fittin' in well?

[randomcruelty]

Assessment: Fitting in to the best of my abilities.

[anosognosian]

Yeah, seems your kinda' type.