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[anorgasmia]

Dear America,

I do not appreciate getting a call from Samuel L. Jackson telling me to see "Snakes on a Plane."  How the fuck did you get my cell-phone number?  I'll see it if I want to, you bloodsucking Draconian marketing fuckers!  Your hype makes me want to see it less.  Fuck you, America.  Fuck you. 

Comments

[cassettedeck]

WHAT. EXPLAIN.

[anorgasmia]

there was some automated message on my voicemail from samuel l. jackson saying i should get my "punk-ass" out to see SOAP or something like that. i just...what the fuck...is there no privacy anywhere?

[magicalmudshark]

no, there's actually a website for it where somebody you know personalizes a message to you and types in your phone #. SOMEBODY YOU KNOW AND TRUST SOLD YOU OUT!

it's ridiculous.

[mozillafs]

...and hilarious.

[glazomaniac]

dear nick,

one of your friends signed you up for it. quit overreacting. it's just a silly little game.

love,

marketers everywhere

[human808]

dude, you too!?

[ezri_dalyn]

I thought that thing was pretty funny...

i am not amused = je ne pas amusee

[demidyke]

that is gross. the only funny thing about it was seeing the posters in french in montreal.... trying to be all intimidating in french.

Re: i am not amused = je ne pas amusee

[demidyke]

...je ne suis pas amusee.

bises,
une ancien etudiante de francais

*ancienne

[demidyke]

je suis <>...

Re: i am not amused = je ne pas amusee

[demidyke]

"ridiculous"