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So tonight I was remembering some good times. A few that came to mind were these:
-Karens birthday party in like 7th grade. Me and Karen were playing with a balloon outside and we let it go thinking it wouldn't go anywhere because it had a weight, but it flew up and got caught on the power box and blew up and blew out the electricity in the whole neighborhood.
-New Years Eve a couple years ago. When we baked cookies and called a stripper to the house across the street, who wasn't home. When SHE (even though we asked for a HE) arived, she went to the party down the street and didn't come back.
-Driving through Jack n the Box with Taylor and Karen at like 1 in the morning, and when the guy asked if he could take our order, we yelled "NO!" and sped off.
-Duct taping me to the wall at Heathers birthday party
-The 30some people that went to the Haunted Hotel and me and jeremy getting cornered by the clown because we went the wrong way
-Buying the ugly ass doll named Hansel from the 99 cent store and then just brutally torturing him all night. When we got home to Karen's house, we microwaved him and he caught on fire and stuck to the spinning plate thing.
-Mixing a bunch of random disgusting ingrediants in a bowl and then frying them up and making a pancake out of them...which Karen tasted.
-Making entire suits of armor/space boots out of foil
-Drenching a pad in red water and sticking it on my moms bumper and driving to UTC mall
-Bryce strapping a firework on the top of his head, lighting it and running around in the park with it going off
-Bryce, Taylor, Michael and I taking a wheel chair around Hillcrest at 1 am and going to Dennys and getting a sick table because he was "crippled".
-Me and Karen getting stuck on top of a mountain when I crashed my quad into a rock because I suck and it wouldn't start up again and there was a scary trailer with a scary guy in it and us almost dying from the raper
-Me Karen and Jasmine pouring lube all over the floor in McDonalds and goin for a slide
-Using rubber gloves as balloons and filling them up with Karen's mom's helium tank
-Tying the two computer chairs to bikes and going to the steep ass hill and almost hitting cars and hitting curbs and flying completely out of the chairs
-Smashing cans onto bike tires and riding them in front of the lady's house who was complaining about noise and her calling the cops on us
-Ms. Matori being her crazy self and telling Jasmine her backpack is too big and she can't leave class until she gets rid of some papers, telling her "I KNOW YOU LOOK AT ME AND POINT WHEN YOU WALK BY", etc
please feel free to add to this list
conversation held with some random girl that IMed me
sam in ur boxers: yello!!!
foryourlungson1y: sup homie!
sam in ur boxers: i want ur pussey
foryourlungson1y: you and like 40 sailors
sam in ur boxers: what sailors?
foryourlungson1y: every sailor thats ever sailed
sam in ur boxers: is ur pussey famous?
foryourlungson1y: more so than that of pamela anderson
sam in ur boxers: her titsx are famus
sam in ur boxers: not her pussey
foryourlungson1y: more so than the tits upon her chest
sam in ur boxers: do u hav a gf?
foryourlungson1y: like 50
sam in ur boxers: i thught u wen wit dat gothic gyrl
foryourlungson1y: no way fuck that shit i dont go for pale unshaved evil pussies they might bite my dick off
sam in ur boxers: who r u?
foryourlungson1y: who are you
sam in ur boxers: sam
foryourlungson1y: sam what
sam in ur boxers: scottdale
foryourlungson1y: what school do you go to?
sam in ur boxers: you?
foryourlungson1y: im jenny
sam in ur boxers: liar
foryourlungson1y: jenny talls.
-Karens birthday party in like 7th grade. Me and Karen were playing with a balloon outside and we let it go thinking it wouldn't go anywhere because it had a weight, but it flew up and got caught on the power box and blew up and blew out the electricity in the whole neighborhood.
-New Years Eve a couple years ago. When we baked cookies and called a stripper to the house across the street, who wasn't home. When SHE (even though we asked for a HE) arived, she went to the party down the street and didn't come back.
-Driving through Jack n the Box with Taylor and Karen at like 1 in the morning, and when the guy asked if he could take our order, we yelled "NO!" and sped off.
-Duct taping me to the wall at Heathers birthday party
-The 30some people that went to the Haunted Hotel and me and jeremy getting cornered by the clown because we went the wrong way
-Buying the ugly ass doll named Hansel from the 99 cent store and then just brutally torturing him all night. When we got home to Karen's house, we microwaved him and he caught on fire and stuck to the spinning plate thing.
-Mixing a bunch of random disgusting ingrediants in a bowl and then frying them up and making a pancake out of them...which Karen tasted.
-Making entire suits of armor/space boots out of foil
-Drenching a pad in red water and sticking it on my moms bumper and driving to UTC mall
-Bryce strapping a firework on the top of his head, lighting it and running around in the park with it going off
-Bryce, Taylor, Michael and I taking a wheel chair around Hillcrest at 1 am and going to Dennys and getting a sick table because he was "crippled".
-Me and Karen getting stuck on top of a mountain when I crashed my quad into a rock because I suck and it wouldn't start up again and there was a scary trailer with a scary guy in it and us almost dying from the raper
-Me Karen and Jasmine pouring lube all over the floor in McDonalds and goin for a slide
-Using rubber gloves as balloons and filling them up with Karen's mom's helium tank
-Tying the two computer chairs to bikes and going to the steep ass hill and almost hitting cars and hitting curbs and flying completely out of the chairs
-Smashing cans onto bike tires and riding them in front of the lady's house who was complaining about noise and her calling the cops on us
-Ms. Matori being her crazy self and telling Jasmine her backpack is too big and she can't leave class until she gets rid of some papers, telling her "I KNOW YOU LOOK AT ME AND POINT WHEN YOU WALK BY", etc
please feel free to add to this list
conversation held with some random girl that IMed me
sam in ur boxers: yello!!!
foryourlungson1y: sup homie!
sam in ur boxers: i want ur pussey
foryourlungson1y: you and like 40 sailors
sam in ur boxers: what sailors?
foryourlungson1y: every sailor thats ever sailed
sam in ur boxers: is ur pussey famous?
foryourlungson1y: more so than that of pamela anderson
sam in ur boxers: her titsx are famus
sam in ur boxers: not her pussey
foryourlungson1y: more so than the tits upon her chest
sam in ur boxers: do u hav a gf?
foryourlungson1y: like 50
sam in ur boxers: i thught u wen wit dat gothic gyrl
foryourlungson1y: no way fuck that shit i dont go for pale unshaved evil pussies they might bite my dick off
sam in ur boxers: who r u?
foryourlungson1y: who are you
sam in ur boxers: sam
foryourlungson1y: sam what
sam in ur boxers: scottdale
foryourlungson1y: what school do you go to?
sam in ur boxers: you?
foryourlungson1y: im jenny
sam in ur boxers: liar
foryourlungson1y: jenny talls.