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Apr 19, 2005 13:55

CAP'N JAZZ CAUSE ITS SUMMER. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.

so I talked to Billy last night. Which seems pretty appropriate seeing as how last summer was saturated with his face and slamming into cars on my way to surprize him. And hanging out in the tanning bed. PUMPING IRON AT THE GYM. Making out with kristen. Frisbee with Timmy. Then Italy. Then my breast implants, invasive liposuction, and double quadruple rhinoplasty. AND ALL THOSE HALF NAKED SAVAGES IN LOIN CLOTHS. And now this. ! duh. who could forget.

Last night was the first night in awhile that i hadn't spent at Peter's.

But i got my fuckin assigment in.

Who can say if it was worth it?

The rhinoplasty wasnt. All four times. and I gained back all the weight from lipo. and i had to get my boobs taken out, due to silocon leakage, and im no longer tan, or buff. or with billy, or in Italy. and i forgot how to play frisbee. And I miss Kristen.

BUT IVE GOT MY MIND AND MY FLEXIBILITY AND MY HANDS AND MY MAN.
and i can still act.
and sing.
and do a jette.
all three splits.
and a double pirouette on the right; triple on the left.

No. it wasn't worth it.
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