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Re: WOO HANNORA hannah_salix April 15 2007, 22:58:31 UTC
Hannah had fallen over herself and was now lying on her back, laughing up at the ceiling. "I think that is the most brilliant letter you have ever written. You should send a copy to Dome as well. Actually we should owl Dome too, and warn him that his pants are in danger of BEING LIT ON FIRE AGAIN!"

She cackled for a few minutes. "I'm going to owl Tobias! WAIT, WE SHOULD OWL OLIVIA SOME TIPS ON HOW TO STOP BEING SUCH A BINT!!!!!"

It was a good thing that Anora had brought extra ink. They were going to be busy tonight! "First, Tobias." Hannah started to write anew.

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Re: WOO HANNORA anora_bee April 16 2007, 04:31:11 UTC
Anora looked over the letter once, "Hmm I think we need to change the beginning to 'To Our Most Esteemed Professor,' I think it sounds more official that way,"

She nodded before scratching out the first part and copying the entire letter out on to a fresh piece of parchment, keeping her handwriting as elegant as possible. After all, the more elegant your handwriting was, the more seriously your letter was going to be taken, according to Nora, anyways.

With the conclusion 'From your concerned and humble students,' written at the bottom, she got Hannah and herself to sign it before rolling it up and sending it out with her owl.

"I think that is a mission WELL accomplished. Okay, you write Tobias and I'll write Dome," she said, pulling out a new piece of parchment. "Merlin, I think we need more owls," she said, looking at their exhausted animals. "I'll ask Dome to see if we can borrow his. Athena's a pretty brilliant owl, she's not crazy like Ramses the Git,"

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Re: WOO HANNORA hannah_salix April 16 2007, 05:16:32 UTC
"Okay! My Dad's got an owl, and my Mum has a few, though she'll ask why we need them. Unless we wait until she goes to bed... hm. Yes, let's do that." Hannah sat up and started to write a letter to Olivia. "Dear Ferret Face," she said as she wrote.

"Here are some tips on how to not be a bint..." Hannah grinned and looked to Anora for suggestions.

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Re: WOO HANNORA anora_bee April 16 2007, 06:08:48 UTC
Anora never could control her giggles when they called Olivia 'Ferret Face.' She sent off her owl to Dome, pondering various tips to give to Olivia.

"How about using a Polyjuice Potion to become someone who doesn't look so much like a ferret?" she asked, taking another swig of a drink before realizing something very important she forgot to tell Hannah.

"OH MY GOSH. HANNAH, I FORGOT! I never told you about Dome's dress robes!" she laughed hysterically for a few minutes before choking out "They're...black...leather!" she was laughing so hard she thought her diaphragm would surely give out on her.

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Re: WOO HANNORA hannah_salix April 16 2007, 09:35:02 UTC
Hannah laughed obnoxiously as she finished the first tip. In fact, she added note at the end of that tip. "But don't use the Polyjuice to emulate someone too cool because we all know that you could never pull it off." She cackled before turning to look at Anora and see what was OMG SO EXCITING.

When she heard what it was... she almost died of laughter. Seriously, Hannah had to run to the washroom because after all that rum and coke, she'd already had to pee. Thankfully she JUST made it, but the thought of Dome in BLACK LEATHER dress robes killed her.

On her way back, Hannah grabbed her Dad's owl, Persephone. A strange name for a strange owl. "We'll have to use this guy for random owls that aren't urgent. Remember that time it took him 3 weeks to get to you? All because he stopped at some marijuana place and hung out there for 2 weeks? I think he's hooked." She shook her head before bursting into giggles again about Dome's leather dress robes.

"Okay, YOU HAVE TO TELL ME HOW YOU GOT HIM TO PICK BLACK LEATHER ROBES!!!"

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