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Jul 08, 2005 16:10

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Life is awesome. It was almost depressing to go back to reality, but today was pretty okay too. Somehow I made $112 this week. I worked three days, including today (and I got paid an hour into it). And I worked maybe 13 hours. More like 12. I make $7 an hour. Seven times 13 is 91. (Seventy times 7 is 490.) Yeah. I'm the favorite! So I went to the bank, pocketed the two bucks, and bought myself a latte at dunkin donuts. Was goin gto go to starbucks, but I didn't wanna take any big bills, plus, thats like "a million miles away" And I met a cat on my way home. And it wasn't raining.

When things are good, they're good.

And Kate Winslet just said "Why would you want to inject your face with a rat's testicle?" I love Oprah. Because she gets Johnny Depp and Kate Winslet on the same couch with a bottle of wine, and Johnny Depp is anti-social for awhile, and then gets increasingly uncomfortable as Kate starts talking about childbirth and plastic surgery.

But, really. Why indeed?

Sorry, I'm laughing my ass off here.

Everyone smile, okay?
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