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yiyibee List ten things you want to say to someone but know you never will. Don't say who they are and make sure all references are to separate individuals.
1. You aren't as subtle as you think you are, but I don't really care about your opinion.
2. I wish I had your effortless confidence.
3. I'm eternally grateful for you, the one person who knows what I'm trying to say when even I can't figure it out.
4. We'd all be better off if we never spoke to you again. I can't believe it's taken me so many years to figure out how poisonous and delusional you are.
5. If I have to hear you say one more word about yourself, I'm going to scream. You don't know everything, and you know very little about who I am, so don't even try.
6. Every time I'm with you, I feel loved and accepted. Thank you for supporting me through the worst times of my life and for creating the best times.
7. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have gotten caught up in those empty people and forgotten you.
8. Every time I see you I want to kiss you, which is really annoying because I don't think I like you very much.
9. I really want your good opinion, but I don't think I deserve it, and I'm just waiting for you to notice.
10. We're always competing, and you always seem to win, but you're so nice I almost don't care.