BAH! FUCK IT ALL!
WHAT THE FUCK!? WHAT is so wrong with me? Seriously, does anyome see anything wrong? I need someone like Van Wilder to teach me how to NOT scare people away, and how to make people actually GRAVITATE(my big word for the night, folks) towards me. I need some help people. Does ANYONE know Van Wilder? HELP ME! I think I'm going to...do...something, I dunno...I think I need to figure shit out for myself because people seem to NOT want to help me here. I mean it, I need EVERYONE I know to help me here...if YOU READ THIS, YOU'D BETTER GIVE ME SOME ADVICE! If I had some alcohol, I'd get so fucked up that my GRANDCHILDREN will be attending AA meetings. Going to go do something falsely proclaimed as "productive." I'll be back later to shed some light on EVERYONE ELSE'S dark spots, because I can do that...