It's EASTER!

[anonymous_b]

So when I was little, Easter was like THE best holiday EVER! Now it's just a shitty excuse to see and talk to family. So I got my license on Friday, and I've done a LOT of driving since then. On my way home friday night, I was headed east on southern, and I got hit by a GODDAMN EGG! I could barely see out the fucking window...and if I ever randomly find out who threw said egg, they're going to DIE! I had a great night otherwise, but they just HAD to take a shit in my Easter-basket. So other than Friday's egg-incident, I've been great. Spent most of the week with Chris, and other than our minor disputes, I generally had fun. I had an interview on wednesday at GAMESTOP! That went really well...unless Joe was just bull-shitting me and really DOESN'T plan on finding a spot for me on the team. He said that he thinks I'm a pretty cool dude, and that he's going to FIND a way to hire me, even though they're over-staffed as it is. So pretty much EVERYTHING is looking up for me....I even found a girl who, when I say that I like her, she says that the feeling is mutual. I'm generally pretty happy lately, and I'm going to attribute it to the fact that I'm not just sitting on my ass at home all day any more...it's super! Before I go, I'm going to leave you with some parting words of wisdom:

Guys...when you have to shit, make SURE that the lid is up, because if it's not.....OUCH! Ladies...any guy who claims to be macho is just trying to make up for the fact that he has a small PENIS!

Until I post again-Goodbye everyone!
-Jester-