Well...I suppose it HAS been some time, huh?

[anonymous_b]

So um...HI! Not too sure what to say except that I'm sorry that I just stopped writing and left most of you in the dark. I've been busy doing a whole lot of nothing. I've been keeping myself active by making frequent trips to my backyard for smoking purposes...among other things. I've been keeping my arms in shape by masturbating like nobody's business, and keeping my hands entertained by playing videogames like there's no tomorrow. The people in my life as of late are ALL nuts...but for some odd reason I tend to not let it bother me and continue to hang out with them day in and day out. Enough about me though...no seriously, ENOUGH! Tell me my subjects, how ARE all of you? Submit it in writing, 1000 words or less, "How my life has been without you." Again I'm sorry to have left you all alone to ponder the mysteries of the universe, but this is my way of repairing the damage I've done. I'll reply to all of your essays promptly, in the order that I recieve them.

One more thing about me you all should know before I leave again. I'M STILL ALONE AND ALL I WANT IS TO BE LOVED!

Goodbye
-Jester-