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Apr 08, 2007 00:33

Dear Diary,

My day was horrible today. Pasto and Tommy thought it would be really funny if they brought me a 'Auto Mercado' magazine back from Publix. But deep down inside, I really like that blue van on the cover with the non-matching rims. I already called the guy but he said he had to paint it white because the cops were on to him. I guess he brought too many amigos to the norte. No wonder California had a population boom!

Anyway I need to heal my emotional scars for the night, so I'm off to bed after I finish this and the mirror entry in my real diary that's secret that I keep next to the playgirl en español in the toilet for when I need to get really horny. Ah, Green Day speaks to me.

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P.S.: I totally did NOT leave my What is LJ? account open on Stephen's computer.
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