Words can be very confusing
The lovely Jane Espenson linked to this predictive tweet generator last night and it is bloody hilarious. I spent about half an hour just hitting 'get your next tweet' over and over. Here are some of my favourite pieces of nonsense it came up with:
"I am a drunken shambles. But I can survive winter. We call it is far too early on, leaving the Hobbit!"
"Posted some films when special effects mostly meant crashing actual cars into Pepe Le Pew?"
"I am contemplating the most massive hug. Huzzah! I did I have fallen over myself there. Shame."
"I am walking away from me. Attempting to have got a sound? If a fabulous night and emotional."
"Things I feel like derring-do. That 'do is awesome. More cross stitch this oughta be simple."
"Poppleton is very nearly 3am here. I have the side old craft project: a massively massive military."
"Police manhunt currently stomping through the police are shivering. Hot ginger beer with bonus enthusiasm!"
This one is clearly predicting a future episode of Hawaii Five-0:
"I am going to get so many 'splosions! BTW this show. It's cuckoo-bananas-amazeballs."
This one is just the most brilliant thing ever:
"Just watched the internet. Don't want to be nice. Just no. You are fashion choices other than I may have."
I think "You are fashion choices other than I may have" should be my new catchphrase. And then there's this:
"Got featured in real life. This show is kinda weird. I'm utterly bemused now."
Yup. Utterly bemused just about covers it.
"I am a drunken shambles. But I can survive winter. We call it is far too early on, leaving the Hobbit!"
"Posted some films when special effects mostly meant crashing actual cars into Pepe Le Pew?"
"I am contemplating the most massive hug. Huzzah! I did I have fallen over myself there. Shame."
"I am walking away from me. Attempting to have got a sound? If a fabulous night and emotional."
"Things I feel like derring-do. That 'do is awesome. More cross stitch this oughta be simple."
"Poppleton is very nearly 3am here. I have the side old craft project: a massively massive military."
"Police manhunt currently stomping through the police are shivering. Hot ginger beer with bonus enthusiasm!"
This one is clearly predicting a future episode of Hawaii Five-0:
"I am going to get so many 'splosions! BTW this show. It's cuckoo-bananas-amazeballs."
This one is just the most brilliant thing ever:
"Just watched the internet. Don't want to be nice. Just no. You are fashion choices other than I may have."
I think "You are fashion choices other than I may have" should be my new catchphrase. And then there's this:
"Got featured in real life. This show is kinda weird. I'm utterly bemused now."
Yup. Utterly bemused just about covers it.