I want to break up with this week

[anonymityblaize]

I want to fire this week. I want to disown this week. I want to dump this week in a tank of evil mutated sea bass. I want to remove this week's heart with a rusty spoon. I want to build a time machine, go back in time, and kill this week's grandfather. I want to fight this week to the pain. (Its ears it'll keep, and I'll tell you why. So that every

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[monkiainen]

Clearly this hasn't been your week. My cat wants to cheer you up:

[anonymityblaize]

Awww, cute kitty! Cute kitties always cheer me up. And thank you for the vgift too, bb, you are so very sweet!

[verselle]

this week can't be over soon enough.

TOM HARDYYYYYYYY \o/

[anonymityblaize]

So it's not just me then? Clearly this week is evil and must be stopped.

Aaargh! That photo! It is wrong. So very wrong. But also kinda hilarious. And yet I still think he's the yummiest thing this side of very very yummy things. The other ones are lovely tho. I don't even care if that film is rubbish, the eye candy will be superb.

[verselle]

ugh yes, this week.

dude. in that first pic I'd slap his ass and be all 'babe, put on a shirt and I'll make you a sandwich'. and then after the sandwich has been made and he's sitting there in his too big y-fronts and probably old t-shirt with a stain on I'll watch him eat his sandwich and patiently wait until he's finished until I do him right there under the kitchen table. /cool story bro? /tmi? /idk it's tom hardy.

[anonymityblaize]

It's the "it's Tom Hardy" defense - normal rules need not apply!

[mothergoddamn]

what? WHAT? THAT'S JAMES FRANCO?!!!!!!!!!!

[anonymityblaize]

Yes indeedy! More here and here. James Franco has clearly heard the many cries of "Tom Hardy, how are you real?" and decided to up his game on the surreal-but-fantastic choices front.