Vulcan chat up lines II: The Flirting of Khan
A sequel to this post.
Were I to inform you that it is my opinion that you are in possession of a body which is exceptionally pleasing, what is the likelihood you would hold it against me?
I have found a deficiency in my personal wireless communications device. It appears it lacks the combination of numbers necessary to contact you.
Are you in possession of any dried, sugar-coated grapes? As this is apparently not the case, how would a date suit you?
If indeed one’s physical appearance were capable of instigating the death of an individual, you would be capable of complete annihilation of a species.
Is it possible that you have substantial training in interior decorating? This room appears to have become significantly more aesthetically pleasing since you entered it.
Is it possible that you have inadvertently drifted off your projected course? This seems likely, given that 'heaven' does not appear to be anywhere in the vicinity.
You are the primary stimulus which causes males of the species to release endorphins and experience sexual desire.
It would be convenient if a fireman were present as, to the eyes of most of the species, you appear to be ‘smoking’.
Aside from attracting all the males in the vicinity to you with your exceptional physical appearance, what do you do for a living?
I wish to request you accompany me to my quarters. Would the answer I receive be consistent with the answer you give for this question?
Hyperbolically speaking, I state metaphorically that you are to me as a student is to a textbook: you are capable of solving all my problems.
Would you find my choice of phrasing grammatically offensive, should I choose to conclude this sentence with a proposition?
Do you subscribe to the concept of predestined affection based on initial visual perception, or shall I walk by again?
Would you consent to placing yourself upon my seated form, such that we may engage in discussion regarding whatever topic may come to our attention?
Were you harmed on your descent from a questionably defined superlative afterlife?
Pardon me, but I wish to ascertain if you hold a clerical position at the Academy book repository for I am, indeed, "checking you out," as it were.
You bear some resemblance to a law enforcement issue ticket, as you are both associated with ‘fine’.
Did the tectonic plates beneath the crust of this planet just shift and overlap so as to cause vibrations to reach the surface or are you just exceedingly attractive?
Do you have any Vulcan genomes in you? ....Would you like to?
Because of your exceptionally 'dazzling' physical appearance, I seem to have temporarily lost my sense of sight. It is only logical you provide me with your name and number - strictly for insurance reasons.
And bonus!Trek/Flight of the Conchords crossover macro joy:
Were I to inform you that it is my opinion that you are in possession of a body which is exceptionally pleasing, what is the likelihood you would hold it against me?
I have found a deficiency in my personal wireless communications device. It appears it lacks the combination of numbers necessary to contact you.
Are you in possession of any dried, sugar-coated grapes? As this is apparently not the case, how would a date suit you?
If indeed one’s physical appearance were capable of instigating the death of an individual, you would be capable of complete annihilation of a species.
Is it possible that you have substantial training in interior decorating? This room appears to have become significantly more aesthetically pleasing since you entered it.
Is it possible that you have inadvertently drifted off your projected course? This seems likely, given that 'heaven' does not appear to be anywhere in the vicinity.
You are the primary stimulus which causes males of the species to release endorphins and experience sexual desire.
It would be convenient if a fireman were present as, to the eyes of most of the species, you appear to be ‘smoking’.
Aside from attracting all the males in the vicinity to you with your exceptional physical appearance, what do you do for a living?
I wish to request you accompany me to my quarters. Would the answer I receive be consistent with the answer you give for this question?
Hyperbolically speaking, I state metaphorically that you are to me as a student is to a textbook: you are capable of solving all my problems.
Would you find my choice of phrasing grammatically offensive, should I choose to conclude this sentence with a proposition?
Do you subscribe to the concept of predestined affection based on initial visual perception, or shall I walk by again?
Would you consent to placing yourself upon my seated form, such that we may engage in discussion regarding whatever topic may come to our attention?
Were you harmed on your descent from a questionably defined superlative afterlife?
Pardon me, but I wish to ascertain if you hold a clerical position at the Academy book repository for I am, indeed, "checking you out," as it were.
You bear some resemblance to a law enforcement issue ticket, as you are both associated with ‘fine’.
Did the tectonic plates beneath the crust of this planet just shift and overlap so as to cause vibrations to reach the surface or are you just exceedingly attractive?
Do you have any Vulcan genomes in you? ....Would you like to?
Because of your exceptionally 'dazzling' physical appearance, I seem to have temporarily lost my sense of sight. It is only logical you provide me with your name and number - strictly for insurance reasons.
And bonus!Trek/Flight of the Conchords crossover macro joy: