HAPPY HOLIDAY HERE HAVE SOME MUCUS

[anonymiss731]

 Those utter fucks...I thought I was prepared for today. They've been setting off fireworks since the first. But OH MY FUCK....they saved the best for last. The ones that sound exactly like someone getting capped in the street that startle the fuck out of you while your in the tub under the shower vomiting up sinus infection that drained down your throat.

On a lighter note.

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY CAPTAIN AMERICA! 94 AND STILL ROCKING! FUCK YEAH!
*strains of proud to be an american play in background while eagles swoop about and flag and fireworks burst open all around*

ALSO 27 DAYS TIL MY BIRTHDAY BITCHES!