[stuffed toy partridge and a fruit basket]
Tis the season Pansy Parkinson!I hope you like your first gift! It took me forever to find pears it absolutely anywhere! And you don't need to pretend to play the "You don't have to get me anything" game with me! I know what that really means. You want lots and lots! No worries. You'll get your next package full of Christmas surprise tomorrow!
Fa-la-la-la-lalalala,
JUSTIN FINCH-FLETCHLEY Your Secret Sorcerer
P.S. Hufflepuff? How can you tell? Have you been asking around?!?! Maybe! I could be a Ravenclaw though. With my clever gift-giving. Or a Gryffindor with a heart of gold! Or! Because of my secret-keeping and sly secret sorcerer skills...a Slytherpuff.
P.P.S. By the way, its name is Petey the Slytherin Coloured Parakeet Partridge
P.P.P.S. It's okay. I don't need to know! Your dormmates scare me. I'm sure you just chastise them in gentle tone.