Re: Kid!anon
anonymous
January 22 2012, 21:00:55 UTC
It ain't useless!
I have no idea what any of that trash says but it's worth something. You and your old man are just lucky I haven't found the right person to sell it to!
/even if the two science-y dudes he tried to sell it to didn't buy it
/this is perfectly legit data what is wrong with them
Re: Kid!anon
anonymous
January 22 2012, 21:19:27 UTC
/shelves idea, that's a last resort if he can't extract any money another way
What? A guy can't go around asking kids if their parents like them a lot? Haha! Stop being so nosy about my questions. Didn't your dad ever teach you you shouldn't ask so many questions?
You give me as much money as all this data is worth, and I give it all back to you. Savvy?
/say yes
/say yes dammit
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/knows damn well you have money
/science equals big bucks
You're kidding, right?
/points at your clothes, they look fancy
How much did that cost?
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Lemme guess, your dad bought you them threads?
He some sort of rich guy?
/imagining pools filled with diamonds
/and furniture made out of gold
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I have no idea what any of that trash says but it's worth something. You and your old man are just lucky I haven't found the right person to sell it to!
/even if the two science-y dudes he tried to sell it to didn't buy it
/this is perfectly legit data what is wrong with them
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Fu- /wait, can't swear in front of kiddies
Heck no.
/suddenly idea
Say, your old man, Dr. Smiling Psycho or whatever. He cares about you, right?
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/conflicted
/on one hand, major bucks
/on the other, kidnapping isn't a respectable crime
/decisions decisions
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Why?
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What? A guy can't go around asking kids if their parents like them a lot? Haha! Stop being so nosy about my questions. Didn't your dad ever teach you you shouldn't ask so many questions?
So you gonna buy back your dad's data or not?
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I don't need your pocket change.
You're rich, don't you have some actual money on you?
/kidnapping is becoming more of an option
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