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FOR DATA ANON

Jan 21, 2012 17:04

[Because the part maxed and they went to bed, so this is a continuation from this thread]

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anonymous January 22 2012, 07:20:04 UTC

Alright kid, I'm only gonna say this once so listen.

You give me as much money as all this data is worth, and I give it all back to you. Savvy?

/say yes

/say yes dammit

Kid!anon - I'M SORRY I couldn't get notified before ;c; /tags now anonymous January 22 2012, 20:35:19 UTC

Do I look like I have money?

fuggedaboutit o/ anonymous January 22 2012, 20:45:02 UTC

/line facing at you

/knows damn well you have money

/science equals big bucks

You're kidding, right?

/points at your clothes, they look fancy

How much did that cost?

Kid!anon - Yessir! anonymous January 22 2012, 20:47:04 UTC

... A million dollars.

anonymous January 22 2012, 20:50:13 UTC

/holy hell, he hit the jackpot

Lemme guess, your dad bought you them threads?

He some sort of rich guy?

/imagining pools filled with diamonds

/and furniture made out of gold

Kid!anon anonymous January 22 2012, 20:53:42 UTC

You're not going to get a million dollars. The stuff you stole are useless.

Re: Kid!anon anonymous January 22 2012, 21:00:55 UTC

It ain't useless!

I have no idea what any of that trash says but it's worth something. You and your old man are just lucky I haven't found the right person to sell it to!

/even if the two science-y dudes he tried to sell it to didn't buy it

/this is perfectly legit data what is wrong with them

Kid!anon anonymous January 22 2012, 21:04:43 UTC

I'll give you a quarter for them.

Re: Kid!anon anonymous January 22 2012, 21:06:29 UTC

Fu- /wait, can't swear in front of kiddies

Heck no.

/suddenly idea

Say, your old man, Dr. Smiling Psycho or whatever. He cares about you, right?

Kid!anon anonymous January 22 2012, 21:08:22 UTC

[Shrugs] I guess.

Re: Kid!anon anonymous January 22 2012, 21:10:04 UTC

Is that a yes or no? You gotta be clearer than that.

/conflicted

/on one hand, major bucks

/on the other, kidnapping isn't a respectable crime

/decisions decisions

Kid!anon anonymous January 22 2012, 21:14:02 UTC

If he buys me expensive stuff and gave me a dog, then I guess he likes me.

Why?

Re: Kid!anon anonymous January 22 2012, 21:19:27 UTC

/shelves idea, that's a last resort if he can't extract any money another way

What? A guy can't go around asking kids if their parents like them a lot? Haha! Stop being so nosy about my questions. Didn't your dad ever teach you you shouldn't ask so many questions?

So you gonna buy back your dad's data or not?

Kid!anon anonymous January 22 2012, 21:21:25 UTC

I only have a quarter. Take it.

Re: Kid!anon anonymous January 22 2012, 21:24:27 UTC

/you're personality's not helping here

I don't need your pocket change.

You're rich, don't you have some actual money on you?

/kidnapping is becoming more of an option

Kid!anon anonymous January 22 2012, 21:29:04 UTC

I'm not rich, my dad is. And I don't have anything else but my clothes.

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