For osmaniac and tourkokratia

[spanish_empire]

[A very satisfied Conquistador is hanging at the meme docks today, having sent his ship back off toward home only hours ago...][A very satisfied Conquistador is hanging at the meme docks today, having sent his ship back off toward home only hours ago, loaded with goods from his previous exploration and a few new things more recently discovered here. Usually he’d be on that ship, would never allow it to leave without him, but he’s had some convincing to stick around for a

Comments

[osmaniac]

A couple. [when he went to get some treats for the animals he also got some for himself. already ate the most]

[so here's a piece of Turkish Delight being waved over Spain's head]

[tugs up once more]

[tourkokratia]

[He's instantly interested in it, leaning forward and eyes glued to the candy]

Do you want it, Spain?

[Because if not, he's ready to pounce]

[spanish_empire]

[Well, it catches his attention again, although he's not used to this sort of food and doesn't even really recognize it as something to eat. He can't exactly get excited about the prospect of something he doesn't know]

[He's more bothered by the tugging than anything and looks back to Greece. You didn't pull him so hard, he'd rather have you at the end of this bandage rope again...]

No...

[Sorry Turkey, even drugged he doesn't want to listen to you. And he'll stay put, Greece can have that treat as far as he cares]

[osmaniac]

[that's too bad, he may have to trade more of his sweets to your merchants]

C'mon... You always end up loving whatever I put in yer mouth.

Ain't that right?

[pulls, not harshly, but without stopping this time]

[shakes his head at Herakles. shh, you'll get yours soon]

[tourkokratia]

[His eyes are just following wherever the lokum goes, all he until he hears…]

He likes things in his mouth…?

[Grabs a nearby pebble and sticks it in Spain's mouth]

[spanish_empire]

[... that is true. And enough to make him look the slightest bit more interested]

I guess so...

[Do you like making him say embarrassing shit he'll regret later? Never mind, don't answer that]

[Not like he has much of a choice anyway, he's being pulled closer whether he likes it or not. Okay fine, he'll give it a shot if you want him to try it so much. He's crawling a little closer on his own, half to make the tugging stop and half to give whatever that is a shot. And opening his mouth to you for the second time today-]

[And getting a pebble instead. Instead of looking angry he just looks confused. Your food sucks, Turkey. He's spitting it out]

[osmaniac]

[he looks very pleased at having Spain slowly crawl towards him under his guidance. and he's ready to reward his good behavior, until he gets pebbleblocked]

...Things I put in there.

[here, let him demonstrate once Spain spits that out. rosewater flavor]

[tourkokratia]

...Can you put one in here too?

[Opens his mouth as wide as it will go]

Ah!

[spanish_empire]

[He's totally not interested after that first thing was so gross. And the texture's weird too]

[Reaches a hand to his mouth to pull it right back out]

Don't like your food.

[Here, he'll just shove this spit covered one from his own mouth into Greece's. So much for obedience. He looks pleased with himself anyway]

[osmaniac]

[you sir have no taste and also are super gross]

Was right to be callin ya a dog.

[standing up, pulling hard while trying to force him up]

Come on.

[tourkokratia]

[whatever, man, HE'S satisfied at least]

Mm!!

[chews happily on the squishy treat, watching Turkey trying to wrestle Spain up]

[spanish_empire]

[He was just trying to share! Why are you being harsh with him now this isn't nice. Greece come take this leash away from Turkey he's being mean]

[Definitely more dragged up than through any actions of his own, and even through the drugs he can tell his neck's starting to feel sore, you can't just tie something around peoples' necks and drag them around you guys!]

[But he's up, through no choice of his own, even if he's making distinctly unhappy sounds about it]

It's nicer right here...

[osmaniac]

[then you should complain, so he can consider giving you a comfy collar for less painful handling]

Not for you to decide. You'll go where he tells ya to.

[hands over the bandage strip back to the kid. he pulled him back up, now you give him a tour if you want or something else]

Since ya didn't like that, what else would you prefer to have? [he needs better bait]

[tourkokratia]

[the moment the leash is back in his hand, he bounces to his feet]

I forgot! I wanna show you the stables and you can clean it so it's not my chore anymore, okay?

[tug]

Do you wanna clean the stables too, Sadık?

[spanish_empire]

[He's going to if he keeps getting jerked around like this. As soon as he comes out of his drugged haze]

[His reply to Turkey is instant, ignoring everything else for now. He knows exactly what he misses, and all you really need are some eggs and honey and nuts]

Turrón! With hazelnuts.

[If you know how to make that he'll be much more obliging. Probably]

[And then looks back down to Greece. He's not really interested in cleaning anything]

Let's ride them instead...

[osmaniac]

[what he knows is that it's much like halva. he can get you that instead]

[nods] You'll have some, if ya earn it.

He can't clean anything the way he is and ya know it. But you can lead him into a stall, if he's thirsty.