Part 1

[anonmeme_dr]

Hello :)

You all know what you must do!

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Thank you very much and enjoy yourselves!

Comments

[anonymous]

A shiny, new place! Look at it! Smell the freshness of the threads!

[sniffs deeply]

[anonymous]

It smelled like magazine paper to me.

With a hint of stamps!

I'M SORRY, had to do laundry

[anonymous]

[cradles a cup]

[a cup of sadly cold tea]

... Can you magic up a microwave or something?

hee ;3; been telling myself 'as soon as the load's done, GB2B'

[anonymous]

Why would I warm up a cup of tea on a stove?

Re: awww righty '3'/

[anonymous]

[happily cradles a cup of warm tea!]

[blows steam from the surface- trying to ever-so-subtly glance at where Miss Fairy should be]

... Who?

[anonymous]

... Oh. Are they near my face?

[plucks up a biscuit]

[a mighty struggle follows; many teeth are hurt- the incisors take the most damage, and the canines delude themselves for a while, thinking they can escape unscathed, but it was not to be]

[... dips the biscuit in tea]

[anonymous]

[waves around face, just in case]

He what? Tell me, tellme, tellme.

Re: *she's orz

[anonymous]

[biscuit freezes on its way to anon's mouth]

[lightly dusts off the top]

... Bet he didn't like that.