cut myself shaving.
you know when you wash your hands, and you don't feel TOO obligated to dry them completely? you know that someone is going to try to shake your hand when you walk out of the bathroom. it never fails. each instance you neglect to mop up every single drop, someone wants to grab your creepily damp palm, and all you want to do is scream, "It's water! I swear! I just washed it!"
yeah.
yeah.