Oh my god.
I can't believe john leaves his door and computer unlocked and the password to his LJ auto entered. Talk about security lapses! I don't even know what major he is, but it had better not be computer. Anyway, I was going to tutor some other kid, but I was way late becuase we had a lunch meeting about gay cowboys! So I showed up 15 minutes late, at which point my tutee wasn't there (so I emailed him from john's computer), becuase john's room is close to the tutoring center. Then I was like 'what other shit can I fuck up here?" and lo and behold, hairy beaver porn (that he'll never find, i hid it good) and an awesome journal update later, I'm totally the man. Or, well, the woman.
What's going on in John's life? Probably nothing. He's still not getting any, half failing most his classes, and jerking off in his free time. I mean, there's really no reason for him to have a LJ.
Anyway, maybe I should stop before it's classtime (and John should maybe return at some point today...)
John= loser who should find out what "password protection" is.
Krista = awesome.
*update*
I don't lock my room because, other than Krista, no one will screw around with my stuff too much. I don't lock down my computer because this is just a linux machine, and I'm not too worried about it. However I hadn't figured on anyone defiling it with Goatse. Now I have to figure out how to delete files with command line.
Krista = The defiler of all that is pure in this world.
John = Sad. Consoling himself inthat he at least knows how to find what Krista placed so disturbingly placed on his computer.
*update*
So, I didn't actually put goatse on john's computer. I'd liek to make this clear. I did absolutely nothing (other than updating this journal.) I just watned to see him squirm and try to figure out what I fucked up.
That's it.
<3k
What's going on in John's life? Probably nothing. He's still not getting any, half failing most his classes, and jerking off in his free time. I mean, there's really no reason for him to have a LJ.
Anyway, maybe I should stop before it's classtime (and John should maybe return at some point today...)
John= loser who should find out what "password protection" is.
Krista = awesome.
*update*
I don't lock my room because, other than Krista, no one will screw around with my stuff too much. I don't lock down my computer because this is just a linux machine, and I'm not too worried about it. However I hadn't figured on anyone defiling it with Goatse. Now I have to figure out how to delete files with command line.
Krista = The defiler of all that is pure in this world.
John = Sad. Consoling himself inthat he at least knows how to find what Krista placed so disturbingly placed on his computer.
*update*
So, I didn't actually put goatse on john's computer. I'd liek to make this clear. I did absolutely nothing (other than updating this journal.) I just watned to see him squirm and try to figure out what I fucked up.
That's it.
<3k