Fic: Now We All Be Friends!
Short piece written for de-lurking week at jim_and_bones community at LiveJournal, more specifically as a random ficlet for Lurker's Week Friending Meme. So, uhm, enjoy the crack? :D This piece happened when I was typing away my friending-meme comment. So - read as a sequel to "Lurkers Will Lurk!"
Bones was scowling at the poor screen in front of him. Ever since Jim nagged him enough to at least ocasionaly delurk while reading throw the communities he subscribed to, he also tended to nag him to join all these delurking activities. His coming out fo the closet with "Hello, I'm Leonard and I used to be a full-time lurker" was not enough. Now, he was supposed to fill some friending meme.
Huh.
The questions were making his head hurt - due to all the head desking he was doing while typing away his answers.
LJ Name:
He thought for a moment. He had 'normal' name at his LJ - but recently decided to chane it into something a bit less obvious. And, of course, he left the choice to Jim, so this is what came from it. Sighing, he typed the first answer. LeonardoDeBones.
What you like to be called:
In all what is holy, do not let any of these people call him Bones, damit. Leonard or Leo would be nice.
Time zone:
Bloody hells, I'm not a clock, whatever time it is, who cares about timezones anyway.
Age:
Old enough to know better than to post my age here. Yes, that will show them, he thought vengetfully.
This fandom status (newbie, veteran etc.):
Not enough time to do anything post read and maybe comment, he typed, suddenly feeling a bit down. Many times during his time at the Academy or on the Enterprise he thought about picking his PADD and type some idea into a full-time story - but trust it to this supposedly genius crew to screw his free time into prolonged shift at sickbay. Hmpf!
Other fandoms:
About activity, see the previous answer. Then I'm fan of... Huh, the list was even longer than the list of communities he was member of. Strange.
Fandom thing you're most excited about in the next 3 months:
Always up to reading some good stuff. Although, if I had the time to watch some of the movies, I wouldn't be angry. Yes, he thought, that's true. And whenever they had a movie night, Jim always brought some good drinks and some of the absolutely unhealthy - but damn tasty - food. Yes, that would be something to be excited about - but should someone call him on it, he would deny it to his very last breath!
Favorite book:
Now that was question he really enjoyed answering. The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and the rest of works by Mark Twain. That was a good start. Now... Uncle Tom's Cabin. Hm... The Poems of Emily Dickinson. Yeah - poems about death and imortality were the only thing which kept him sane once. How I Won The War. What? He still enjoyed good parody when he could get his hands on one. Wuthering Heights. Yes. The drama and feelings showed in this... Jane Eyre. Well, why the hell not? He likes his books about women who do not become damsels in distress when in trouble, damit. Also, as he glared at the screen, that would probably also be quite enough for now.
Favorite movie:
Gunfight at the O.K. Corral. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. Vinnetou. The Magnificent Seven. Stop staring at me like that, he dared the blicking cursor on the screen. I mean it, damit. Why shouldn't anyone from the South like westerns? He liked good comedies, too! Texas Across the River. Alright, so this one had been western parody. So what. Oscar (the one with Stallone).
Favorite music:
How the hell should I know? As long as it doesn't make my ears bleed, I like it,he typed gruffily. Well, Jim sometimes liked to switch the sound into ear-splitting loudness - but usually he knew some way how to make it up to him. Not that anyone would need to know that, of course
Dream vacation:
The one where no one manages to injure themselves in dome idiotic way. Damn yeah, damit. Undisturbed shoreleaves were few and way too far between.
Way you'd spend 1 million credits:
Paid a better lawyer, damit. 'nuff said.
Fictional character you'd like to have dinner with:
Anyone who wouldn't throw up at me afterwards. As a doctor he was quite used to being covered in various body fluids - but why to be covered in vomit when it's not necessary? Also, Eliza Doolittle from My Fair Lady looks to be a good choice.
Fictional character you'd like to have quality alone time with:
That's for me to know and for you to not snoop about, damit. Damit, why are people so interested in other people's masturbatory fantasies?
What's at your journal if we friend you:
Rants and maybe occasional update with more rants. Well, if nothing else, no one can say he's not honest.
RL or other stuff you'd like to share?
I nag, I like coffee, have a kid I'm almost never allowed to see, am bitter as fuck and hate idiots. So unless you want a hypo up your ass, do not try to annoy me. And no, it won't be hypo up your ass in any funny way. Hm, he was actually starting to like this thing.
Give us a favorite macro, pic, or video?
Click - enclose - end picture - ok
End is end, after all, he though, posting the comment and leaning back in his chair, sighing in contentment. And almost jumped out of his skin when a hand landed on his shoulder with hearty chuckle: "I knew you would enjoy that, Bones."
No, doctors definitely do not squeak like a mouse someone stepped on. Definitely not. But even doctors feel all warm and fuzzy, when they are told "let's watch this movie, Bones - and hey, help yourself to some of that popcorn!"
Bones was scowling at the poor screen in front of him. Ever since Jim nagged him enough to at least ocasionaly delurk while reading throw the communities he subscribed to, he also tended to nag him to join all these delurking activities. His coming out fo the closet with "Hello, I'm Leonard and I used to be a full-time lurker" was not enough. Now, he was supposed to fill some friending meme.
Huh.
The questions were making his head hurt - due to all the head desking he was doing while typing away his answers.
LJ Name:
He thought for a moment. He had 'normal' name at his LJ - but recently decided to chane it into something a bit less obvious. And, of course, he left the choice to Jim, so this is what came from it. Sighing, he typed the first answer. LeonardoDeBones.
What you like to be called:
In all what is holy, do not let any of these people call him Bones, damit. Leonard or Leo would be nice.
Time zone:
Bloody hells, I'm not a clock, whatever time it is, who cares about timezones anyway.
Age:
Old enough to know better than to post my age here. Yes, that will show them, he thought vengetfully.
This fandom status (newbie, veteran etc.):
Not enough time to do anything post read and maybe comment, he typed, suddenly feeling a bit down. Many times during his time at the Academy or on the Enterprise he thought about picking his PADD and type some idea into a full-time story - but trust it to this supposedly genius crew to screw his free time into prolonged shift at sickbay. Hmpf!
Other fandoms:
About activity, see the previous answer. Then I'm fan of... Huh, the list was even longer than the list of communities he was member of. Strange.
Fandom thing you're most excited about in the next 3 months:
Always up to reading some good stuff. Although, if I had the time to watch some of the movies, I wouldn't be angry. Yes, he thought, that's true. And whenever they had a movie night, Jim always brought some good drinks and some of the absolutely unhealthy - but damn tasty - food. Yes, that would be something to be excited about - but should someone call him on it, he would deny it to his very last breath!
Favorite book:
Now that was question he really enjoyed answering. The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and the rest of works by Mark Twain. That was a good start. Now... Uncle Tom's Cabin. Hm... The Poems of Emily Dickinson. Yeah - poems about death and imortality were the only thing which kept him sane once. How I Won The War. What? He still enjoyed good parody when he could get his hands on one. Wuthering Heights. Yes. The drama and feelings showed in this... Jane Eyre. Well, why the hell not? He likes his books about women who do not become damsels in distress when in trouble, damit. Also, as he glared at the screen, that would probably also be quite enough for now.
Favorite movie:
Gunfight at the O.K. Corral. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. Vinnetou. The Magnificent Seven. Stop staring at me like that, he dared the blicking cursor on the screen. I mean it, damit. Why shouldn't anyone from the South like westerns? He liked good comedies, too! Texas Across the River. Alright, so this one had been western parody. So what. Oscar (the one with Stallone).
Favorite music:
How the hell should I know? As long as it doesn't make my ears bleed, I like it,he typed gruffily. Well, Jim sometimes liked to switch the sound into ear-splitting loudness - but usually he knew some way how to make it up to him. Not that anyone would need to know that, of course
Dream vacation:
The one where no one manages to injure themselves in dome idiotic way. Damn yeah, damit. Undisturbed shoreleaves were few and way too far between.
Way you'd spend 1 million credits:
Paid a better lawyer, damit. 'nuff said.
Fictional character you'd like to have dinner with:
Anyone who wouldn't throw up at me afterwards. As a doctor he was quite used to being covered in various body fluids - but why to be covered in vomit when it's not necessary? Also, Eliza Doolittle from My Fair Lady looks to be a good choice.
Fictional character you'd like to have quality alone time with:
That's for me to know and for you to not snoop about, damit. Damit, why are people so interested in other people's masturbatory fantasies?
What's at your journal if we friend you:
Rants and maybe occasional update with more rants. Well, if nothing else, no one can say he's not honest.
RL or other stuff you'd like to share?
I nag, I like coffee, have a kid I'm almost never allowed to see, am bitter as fuck and hate idiots. So unless you want a hypo up your ass, do not try to annoy me. And no, it won't be hypo up your ass in any funny way. Hm, he was actually starting to like this thing.
Give us a favorite macro, pic, or video?
Click - enclose - end picture - ok
End is end, after all, he though, posting the comment and leaning back in his chair, sighing in contentment. And almost jumped out of his skin when a hand landed on his shoulder with hearty chuckle: "I knew you would enjoy that, Bones."
No, doctors definitely do not squeak like a mouse someone stepped on. Definitely not. But even doctors feel all warm and fuzzy, when they are told "let's watch this movie, Bones - and hey, help yourself to some of that popcorn!"