Fic: Gotta Catch 'Em All!
A/N: So, the prompt said: The crew of the enterprise reach celebrity status after saving Earth, complete with action figures and trading cards. What info would be included on their trading cards?
And this one was all: Ooooh, so gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta Catch 'Em All!Gotta Catch 'Em All - collection of trading cards by Starkémon co. Consist of cards:
Christopher Pike
Age: 55
Nickname: Chrissy, Puncher
Status: single
Likes: beer, cheese cake
Dislikes: anything with bugs or slugs in it
Most famous quote: "Punch it."
History: Born in Montana, 2203, parents Adam and Elizabeth Pike. Other family: brother Josh, sister Amaziga.
James Tiberius Kirk
Age: 25
Nickname: Jim, Tee, Kork, 2hot4U
Status: Single (although many count him as their own)
Likes: chocolate ice-cream, sirloin sauce with dumplings, hamburgers, cheesburgers, Pilsner Urquell beer
Disliked: dill-sauce, most vegetables, seafood, daddy issues
Most famous quote: "Buckle up!"
History: born on medical shuttle of USS Kelvin, parents Winona Kirk and George Kirk. Other family: uncle Frank, brother George Samuel, grandfather Tiberius, about 10 children of various races their mothers swear are fathered by Kirk.
Leonard Horacio McCoy
Age: 31
Nickname: Bones, Sunshine, LeonardoDeBones
Status: single (divorced)
Likes: peaches, bourbon, popcorn
Dislikes: cheap bear, everything what makes fat stuff your veins, ex-wifes
Most famous quote: "I may throw up on you."
History: born in Mississippi, parents Eleanor and David McCoy. Former wife Jocelyn, daughter Joanna. Other family: the rest of the city, because everyone swears they are related to McCoys.
Spock
Age: 28
Nickname: Sprocket, Spork
Status: taken
Likes: mint chocolate, plomeek soup, coffee
Dislikes: meat of any kind, otherwise, preferences are illogical
Most famous quote: "I have no comment on the matter."
History: Born on Vulcan, city of ShiKahr. Parents Amanda Grayson and Ambassador Sarek. Other known family: grandmother T'Pau, grandfather Skon, grandmother Amy, grandfather Jason, uncle Mark, aunt Monice, cousins Anne, Jack, Ellie and Tom.
Pavel Andreievich Chekov
Age: 17
Nickname: Vonderkid
Status: single
Likes: borsch, vodka, cheesburgers, black tea
Dislikes: fries, cold water, letters V and W
Most famous quote: "Are we there yet?"
History: Born in Moscow, 2241, parents: Oleg and Natasha Chekov, other known family: sisters Olga and Yekaterina, brothers Alexander and Nikolay; Pavel Andreievich is descendant of Anton Pavlovich Chekhov.
Samuel Giotto
Age: 22
Nickname: Cupcake
Status: single
Likes: beer, Andorian Sunrise
Dislikes: cupcakes, vodka
Most famous quote: "Helooooo, Cupcake!"
History Born in Wisconsin, 2236, parents: Amelia and Anakin Giotto, other known family: uncle Padawan, uncle Yoda, sister Padme.
Noyta Uhura
Age: 22
Nickname: Hotlips
Status: taken
Likes: tea, chocolate, Risan Lagoon
Dislikes: beer, asparagus, artichoke, boob grabs
Most famous quote: “You mean you do not have sex with farm animals?”
History: Born in Nairobi, 2236, parents: Victoria and Mwai Uhura, other known family: sister Mia.
Hikaru Sulu
Age: 22
Nickname: d’Artagnan
Status: single
Likes: rice, pork, vegetables
Dislikes: fish, brakes
Most famous quote: “Hands up, pants down!”
History: born in San Francisco, 2236, parents: Kagome and George Sulu, sister Sango, brother Hojo.
Montgomery Scott
Age: 36
Nickname: Scotty
Status: single (or taken, depends on Enterprise mood)
Likes: haggis, scotch, oatmeal, sandwiches of any kind
Dislikes: everything that barks
Most famous quote: "I didn’t do it!"
History: born in Aberdeen, 2222, parents: Maeve and Kenneth Scott, brothers Malcolm and Duncan.
And this one was all: Ooooh, so gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta Catch 'Em All!Gotta Catch 'Em All - collection of trading cards by Starkémon co. Consist of cards:
Christopher Pike
Age: 55
Nickname: Chrissy, Puncher
Status: single
Likes: beer, cheese cake
Dislikes: anything with bugs or slugs in it
Most famous quote: "Punch it."
History: Born in Montana, 2203, parents Adam and Elizabeth Pike. Other family: brother Josh, sister Amaziga.
James Tiberius Kirk
Age: 25
Nickname: Jim, Tee, Kork, 2hot4U
Status: Single (although many count him as their own)
Likes: chocolate ice-cream, sirloin sauce with dumplings, hamburgers, cheesburgers, Pilsner Urquell beer
Disliked: dill-sauce, most vegetables, seafood, daddy issues
Most famous quote: "Buckle up!"
History: born on medical shuttle of USS Kelvin, parents Winona Kirk and George Kirk. Other family: uncle Frank, brother George Samuel, grandfather Tiberius, about 10 children of various races their mothers swear are fathered by Kirk.
Leonard Horacio McCoy
Age: 31
Nickname: Bones, Sunshine, LeonardoDeBones
Status: single (divorced)
Likes: peaches, bourbon, popcorn
Dislikes: cheap bear, everything what makes fat stuff your veins, ex-wifes
Most famous quote: "I may throw up on you."
History: born in Mississippi, parents Eleanor and David McCoy. Former wife Jocelyn, daughter Joanna. Other family: the rest of the city, because everyone swears they are related to McCoys.
Spock
Age: 28
Nickname: Sprocket, Spork
Status: taken
Likes: mint chocolate, plomeek soup, coffee
Dislikes: meat of any kind, otherwise, preferences are illogical
Most famous quote: "I have no comment on the matter."
History: Born on Vulcan, city of ShiKahr. Parents Amanda Grayson and Ambassador Sarek. Other known family: grandmother T'Pau, grandfather Skon, grandmother Amy, grandfather Jason, uncle Mark, aunt Monice, cousins Anne, Jack, Ellie and Tom.
Pavel Andreievich Chekov
Age: 17
Nickname: Vonderkid
Status: single
Likes: borsch, vodka, cheesburgers, black tea
Dislikes: fries, cold water, letters V and W
Most famous quote: "Are we there yet?"
History: Born in Moscow, 2241, parents: Oleg and Natasha Chekov, other known family: sisters Olga and Yekaterina, brothers Alexander and Nikolay; Pavel Andreievich is descendant of Anton Pavlovich Chekhov.
Samuel Giotto
Age: 22
Nickname: Cupcake
Status: single
Likes: beer, Andorian Sunrise
Dislikes: cupcakes, vodka
Most famous quote: "Helooooo, Cupcake!"
History Born in Wisconsin, 2236, parents: Amelia and Anakin Giotto, other known family: uncle Padawan, uncle Yoda, sister Padme.
Noyta Uhura
Age: 22
Nickname: Hotlips
Status: taken
Likes: tea, chocolate, Risan Lagoon
Dislikes: beer, asparagus, artichoke, boob grabs
Most famous quote: “You mean you do not have sex with farm animals?”
History: Born in Nairobi, 2236, parents: Victoria and Mwai Uhura, other known family: sister Mia.
Hikaru Sulu
Age: 22
Nickname: d’Artagnan
Status: single
Likes: rice, pork, vegetables
Dislikes: fish, brakes
Most famous quote: “Hands up, pants down!”
History: born in San Francisco, 2236, parents: Kagome and George Sulu, sister Sango, brother Hojo.
Montgomery Scott
Age: 36
Nickname: Scotty
Status: single (or taken, depends on Enterprise mood)
Likes: haggis, scotch, oatmeal, sandwiches of any kind
Dislikes: everything that barks
Most famous quote: "I didn’t do it!"
History: born in Aberdeen, 2222, parents: Maeve and Kenneth Scott, brothers Malcolm and Duncan.