I've been wending the winding ways of the internets tonight as I try to talk my brain into sleeping, and I come across a Twitter account. One for a particular
Thomas a Becket. Who writes in the first person. And I laugh. Oh how I laugh.
But then I read through our friend St Thomas' tweets and came across this one. Which killed me with laughter.
ASH WEDNESDAY: World-wide vampire invasion providentially thwarted by millions of forehead crosses.
YEAH. I think I'm done for the night. Nothing's going to top that.
(Also there is a twitter feed for
God.)
(And
George Washington.)