Comments | anole_x: Voicemail

anole_x

Voicemail

Jan 03, 2006 20:30

Hey, this is Victor. I'm kinda busy right now, but if you leave your name and a message I can get back to you. *BEEP*

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Meant for <lj user="missmonochrome"> got redirected due to Crowley maias_notebook January 6 2006, 20:25:26 UTC

"Hey there" Voice is low and sexy "I was just wondering if you'd like to come over tonight, you know, let me see you all back to your beautiful color. Will you let me make sure its all the way down, I want to make sure there aren't any discolored human patches that may need some special attention. Would you like that? If I gave every inch of your body special attention, you know I will."

12parseckessel January 6 2006, 20:26:49 UTC

"Uh, pal, you might want to reign in the ferrets a little. Caught one of them in my boots this morning. The other left a chew toy in my kaf mug. I'm fine with them, really, just not before kaf. See you tonight."

Mixed up message to Broots lovechildblair January 6 2006, 20:27:21 UTC

"Hey man, I hope I didn't bother you with my snoring last night. Did Parker like the gifts you got her?

[Phone Madness!] krycek_rat January 6 2006, 20:28:37 UTC

"Lee Adama is having a naked slumber party tonight and anyone who likes is invited. Room 216, bring a pillow for the big fight!"

Whee, phones are messed up. auroryborealis January 6 2006, 20:35:25 UTC

"Look, I don't know how many ways we have to tell you. There's nothing going on with me and Anakin, and honestly? You've got to get a hobby. Take up basketball, join the Bitterwoman fan club, learn to knit. I don't care. Just stay out of my private life and get rid of all the insane little ideas you have about it."