15 Things About Tommy Solomon
1. Before the Big Giant Head was the Big Giant Head, Tommy had the opportunity to be ruler of the galaxy, but passed. It seemed like too much work and too much hassle to out run the giant fireball.
2. He really does want to know everything. Mostly for Universal bragging rights.
3. He desperately wants to be remembered and remembered fondly.
4. He is his own grandpa.
5. He is a very nice old man. Or would be if his people thought about each other the way humans do.
6. He's a hypochondriac.
7. Although he loves too cook, he doesn't like to eat very much.
8. He's totally trying to fatten up Lily, just a little bit. Gwendolyn asked him to.
9. He has no idea why, but he loves that stupid penguin. Dubcek kept it. He still sleeps with it.
10. He totally would have slept with Albright.
11. He totally made out with Judith at the going away party.
12. August Leffler was integral to the development of his human personality. They're very much alike. This is not a coincidence.
13. Like most old people, he likes to keep change in jars for no particular reason.
14. There is always at least one piece of hard candy in his pocket.
15. Dick is his favorite member of the Unit. Shhh, don't tell.
2. He really does want to know everything. Mostly for Universal bragging rights.
3. He desperately wants to be remembered and remembered fondly.
4. He is his own grandpa.
5. He is a very nice old man. Or would be if his people thought about each other the way humans do.
6. He's a hypochondriac.
7. Although he loves too cook, he doesn't like to eat very much.
8. He's totally trying to fatten up Lily, just a little bit. Gwendolyn asked him to.
9. He has no idea why, but he loves that stupid penguin. Dubcek kept it. He still sleeps with it.
10. He totally would have slept with Albright.
11. He totally made out with Judith at the going away party.
12. August Leffler was integral to the development of his human personality. They're very much alike. This is not a coincidence.
13. Like most old people, he likes to keep change in jars for no particular reason.
14. There is always at least one piece of hard candy in his pocket.
15. Dick is his favorite member of the Unit. Shhh, don't tell.