The Beast

Jan 28, 2006 18:49

I found a spider in our kitchen today. Not a small spider by any account, but one in which you would think could fend quite nicely for himself. I decided to put him out into the hall to live his merry life, but unwittingly i had released him into the realm of The Beast!
For those fool enough not to know, The Beast is a ginormous spider, bigger than an elephant with fangs the size of trees trunks and eyes that turn a man insane in a second.It ran at my spider friend and killed him with a ruthless efficiency bruce lee could only ever dream of, reducing him to nothing more than an unrecognisable pile of spidery bones. I've never seen the like.
I feel a bit bad, but then mother tells me that it wasn't really my fault. Once the beast has chosen his victim then he is doomed to his fate.

I've included a picture, but trust me it's not for the faint hearted.

The BEAST
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