Check It Out Now...

Dec 25, 2007 18:38

Yeah, yeah, yeah... Merry Christmas and all that junk. Now to the good stuff...

I have never in my life paid the ridiculous amount of money that online shops charge for overnight shipping. I'm not a terribly impatient person, and I can usually wait three or four days for my items to arrive. Well, times are changing because I just dropped an additional $14 for FedEx overnight shipping on a CD.

I swear I can explain myself.

Bob Schneider released a CD-R not long ago with thirty-five tracks of him doing a live acoustic show. Bob makes me do crazy things. I'm not the kind of girl that screams at the rock stars, but damn if he doesn't make me want scream and throw my panties at him or something. I managed to rip two minutes of "Gameplan" off the net while it was streaming. Fuck me. This song alone is enough to merit the $14 shipping fee.

"Check it out now, baby here's the game plan. I'm--I'm gonna be your new man. I'm gonna start over. I'm gonna be a little bit better than, better than I used to be back in the 70's. And I can do it, baby. Baby, you can count on me."

The lyrics don't do it justice. What makes the song is his smooth-ass delivery. I'm fanning myself as I type with one hand.

[Listen to clip] if you dare. I don't want to be responsible for anyone spending fourteen bucks on shipping. Ignore the underwear-clad chick on the download screen page. Apparently, people really do try to talk to her when we all know she's an advertisement.

mp3, music

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