Apr 18, 2005 22:20
I'm sitting in Spanish (4th block) and Coach Gold (my administrator) comes to the door and asks for me. So I go out in the hall and he tells me that I'm not in trouble and that he just needs me to come to his office with him. On the way, he's asking me all these questions about how I'm doing, about the IB work load, what college I'm going to, etc... We get to his office and I still have no idea what's going on. He asks me if I know how to get in touch with my dad. I of course say yes so he asks me to dail the number and wait for someone to pick up. If they're home, they'll pick up the business phone before the house phone, especially at that time of the day - right before they have to go to the post office. So I call the business phone and my mom picks up. I ask her if my dad's there, and she put him on the phone. By this time, I'm about to start thinking, "Okay, who died?" Turns out: It was me. True story, no lie. One of the female administrators called the business phone and started asking where we're located. My mom asked her what she could help her with and why she was calling. The woman on the other end told her that they had found a suicide note in one of the bathrooms with that phone number on it. Before my mom had a chance to ask her anything else, she just said thank you and hung up. I guess she figured the number was wrong or something since she got in touch with a business. So now my parents are freaking out because they don't know what's going on. I mean, not to say that they thought I was about to kill myself or anything because I'm not in the least suicidal, but wouldn't you be kinda freaked if you got a call like that? They called the school to make some sense of what just happened and what does the school do? PUTS MY DAD ON HOLD FOR 20 MINUTES AND THEN HANGS UP ON HIM! He told them what was going on, what the call was about, and that he wants to find out if his daughter is okay, and they pull that crap. He calls back, FINALLY gets connected to Coach Gold, and thus, I was pulled out of class. Ahahahaha... Can you believe that? *sigh* I hate that school. Yay for knowing that if I wanted to kill myself and not have my parents know in a sufficient amount of time that I could do it at school!
Whatever.
So yay for suicide notes that aren't mine.