Comments | anodyna: crack bingo! only the second crackiest thing I did today.

anodyna

crack bingo! only the second crackiest thing I did today.

Jun 22, 2010 22:17

I made this crack bingo card for lymanalpha, because crack bingo should exist.

tentacles - friendly

encounter with alternate self
time travel
spontaneous pregnancy

sex pollen
orgy - intoxicated

pantlessness
the gorn
TOS/AOS Crossover AU

anniversary - of one's death
wish-fulfillment planet

zombies

WILD
CARD
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silliness, crack bingo

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izzyfics June 23 2010, 03:20:23 UTC

I probably don't need another card (not sure I'm going to complete Kink and H/C)--just stopping in to say that "wedding-Jim Kirk at reception" is hilarious and by far my favorite square.

anodyna June 23 2010, 14:47:45 UTC

Hee, thanks! I feel like pretty much any occasion is improved/made crackier by the addition of Jim Kirk. He's like magic!

rubynye June 23 2010, 03:25:51 UTC

I cannot resist.

All I ask is, TENTACLES.

anodyna June 23 2010, 14:56:08 UTC

Hee, tentacles! *hugs you with multiple appendages*

Here's your card!

tentacles - friendly

de-aged Mirrorverse
everyone has tentacles
intoxicated Vulcans
gravity mishap
allergic reaction

tentacles - sudden onset
Harlequin Romance planet
temporary extra limbs
everyone shrinks

everything rubberized planet

tribbles

WILD
CARD
carnivorous plant

encounter with alternate self

McCoy causes diplomatic incident

pretending to be a couple

Enterprise key party
tentacles - malevolent
class M nudity planet
accidental bondage

AlwaysAGerbil! Kirk

"warning: Spock is OOC"
hypospray!

tentacles - invisible

anodyna June 23 2010, 14:57:20 UTC

And here's the code:

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Did you feel yourself hugg't through the Internet? rubynye June 23 2010, 18:20:08 UTC

Currntly, I am weeping with laughter. Actually sniffling. Coworkers are looking at me with worry.

BWEE.

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loveflyfree June 23 2010, 03:31:04 UTC

oh man. a crack bingo card would be aces.

also 'everyone shrinks' has me giggling like a crazy person. <3

anodyna June 23 2010, 15:33:11 UTC

Then you must have "everyone shrinks"!

Here's your card. Have fun!

tentacles - sudden onset

diplomatic incident - Jim Kirk
Hipster Enterprise
unknown intoxicants
mind control
Engineering elves

de-aging
locked in a freezer
curious alien scientists
everyone shrinks

previously unknown Vulcan anatomy

telekinesis

WILD
CARD
spontaneous pregnancy

sex pollen

pantslessness

misunderstood mating rituals

bees
body-switching
amnesia
accidentally married

robots - sentient

Orion underwear shopping
mysterious gas cloud
orgy - official Starfleet

anodyna June 23 2010, 15:33:52 UTC

And here's the code:

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anodyna June 23 2010, 16:12:57 UTC

Everyone shrinks! IT IS A THING.

Here's your card, have at it!

tentacles - sudden onset

avatar sex
seduction in the line of duty
intoxicated Vulcans
previously unknown Vulcan anatomy
snot monster

encounter with alternate self

everyone shrinks

gelatinous planet
musical episode

wish-fulfillment planet

mind control

WILD
CARD
mysterious contaminant

Jim Kirk raised by klingons

orgy - intoxicated

"warning: Spock is OOC"

de-aging
body-switching
allergic reaction
accidentally married

gravity mishap

oddly unpleasant pleasure planet
pretending to be a couple
time travel

anodyna June 23 2010, 16:13:58 UTC

And here's the code:

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anodyna June 23 2010, 04:28:55 UTC

Hee, suggest away! (Card to come soon...)

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