letters of complaint, NPR edition
Dear NPR:
If I want my news embellished with insane hyperbolic metaphors, I will watch Fox News. I do not need to start the day with your announcer intoning in movie-tragedy voice about the "shell-shocked Democrats" and "the shattered remains of the Health Reform Bill" which is now "lying in ruins." I do not appreciate your efforts to elicit an emotional response from me. Kindly fuck off and just report the news.
Sincerely,
Dyna
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Make Love, Not War.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH ROBOT SEXING IN THE WORLD. In my opinion.
If I want my news embellished with insane hyperbolic metaphors, I will watch Fox News. I do not need to start the day with your announcer intoning in movie-tragedy voice about the "shell-shocked Democrats" and "the shattered remains of the Health Reform Bill" which is now "lying in ruins." I do not appreciate your efforts to elicit an emotional response from me. Kindly fuck off and just report the news.
Sincerely,
Dyna
********
Now that I have that off my chest, may I say how adorable the design of this Threadless shirt is? Unfortunately it's sold out except for men's extra-small. But it's on sale for $9, so tiny people, go get it!
Make Love, Not War.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH ROBOT SEXING IN THE WORLD. In my opinion.