the postage will kill us all
I think I should just say that I loved Christopher Guest from the second I saw him in Spinal Tap. I'm no bandwagon-jumperer, oh no!
I laugh at the bandwagon, and possibly set it on fire.
Originally, the Christopher Guest thing didn't say love.
I really should stop using 'rape' to cover all manner of affectionate feelings. It makes me sound far more predatory than I am.
Being the Haver of the Present, I am obliged to go tonight.
Boo hiss!
I don't plan to arrive before 10. Hopefully everyone will be screaming drunk by then.
Wait, what am I talking about? They'll be playing parcheesi, before heading off at 11 for some nice warm milk and an early night.
*ceases the mockery*
How fucking much does fucking postage cost?!
I was all in with my credit card and newfound love of amazon.com. But holy fucking hell, the postage!
THE POSTAGE!
I laugh at the bandwagon, and possibly set it on fire.
Originally, the Christopher Guest thing didn't say love.
I really should stop using 'rape' to cover all manner of affectionate feelings. It makes me sound far more predatory than I am.
Being the Haver of the Present, I am obliged to go tonight.
Boo hiss!
I don't plan to arrive before 10. Hopefully everyone will be screaming drunk by then.
Wait, what am I talking about? They'll be playing parcheesi, before heading off at 11 for some nice warm milk and an early night.
*ceases the mockery*
How fucking much does fucking postage cost?!
I was all in with my credit card and newfound love of amazon.com. But holy fucking hell, the postage!
THE POSTAGE!