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I woke up twenty minutes ago.
Fucking what? I'm all, 'Ah, sunset, now I shall arise'.
Going to undisclosed place to do undisclosed things with Jess tonight.
I suspect her plans include much drunkenness and hilarity, but I must abstain from the devil water. The last THREE times I've been drunk I've somehow ended up doing bad things with Sam.
And even if he's not there tonight, I will somehow find him, and this is bad.
Also bad is cold weather.
I just discovered I have no warm clothes. None. I'll be like those girls who skip around in a bikini in the middle of fucking winter, giggling whilst DIEING OF HYPOTHERMIA.
The fact I refuse to wear pants doesn't help.
Stupid seasons.
Fucking what? I'm all, 'Ah, sunset, now I shall arise'.
Going to undisclosed place to do undisclosed things with Jess tonight.
I suspect her plans include much drunkenness and hilarity, but I must abstain from the devil water. The last THREE times I've been drunk I've somehow ended up doing bad things with Sam.
And even if he's not there tonight, I will somehow find him, and this is bad.
Also bad is cold weather.
I just discovered I have no warm clothes. None. I'll be like those girls who skip around in a bikini in the middle of fucking winter, giggling whilst DIEING OF HYPOTHERMIA.
The fact I refuse to wear pants doesn't help.
Stupid seasons.