BLOODY FUCKING SODDING SOUTHWARK COUNCIL!
They just sent me a motherfucking penalty charge certificate for a road traffic violation I don't think I committed (but, to be fair, might have done). This is fucking annoying. What is more annoying is that they allegedly sent me a notice back in June.
They didn't.
As I didn't pay said fine back in June, they've sodding well added on a penalty clause.
So, what should have been a £60 fine is now £180.
And I'm going to have to fucking pay it, because you can't bloody well prove a negative. I have no fucking capacity of proving that I never received their first goddamn penalty charge, and instead I just have to go further into my fucking overdraft, devouring money that I bloody well need.
At this rate, I'm going to fucking well cancel Christmas and just give everyone used crisp wrappers.
Argh!