elf pickup lines
These aren't that great, but number 6 cracked me up:
Top 10 Elf Pickup Lines
1. "I'm down here"
2. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy"
3. "I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi"
4. "I can get you off the naughty list"
5. "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys"
6. "I'm a magical being. Take off your bra."
7. "No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over
at Keebler"
8. "I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man"
9. "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig"
10. "I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners"
Top 10 Elf Pickup Lines
1. "I'm down here"
2. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy"
3. "I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi"
4. "I can get you off the naughty list"
5. "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys"
6. "I'm a magical being. Take off your bra."
7. "No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over
at Keebler"
8. "I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man"
9. "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig"
10. "I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners"