...with big pointy teeth
Haha...this was on the back of my Monty Python and the Holy Grail stuffed Killer Rabbit box:
Nature Tips
"Unique amongst squirrels, the Massachusetts Hurling Squirrel has developed a survival trait one biologist describes as 'one of the stupidest bloody instincts Mother Nature ever threw up after an extended pub crawl.' When threatened, either by predators, man, trees, or shrubbery, the neurotic little twits hurl all their young at the threat, emitting a squeal that scientists have interpreted to mean 'the hell with the continuation of the species, just leave me alone.' Fortunately for the theory of evolution, the Massachusetts Hurling Squirrels' numbers are rapidly declining."
Nature Tips
"Unique amongst squirrels, the Massachusetts Hurling Squirrel has developed a survival trait one biologist describes as 'one of the stupidest bloody instincts Mother Nature ever threw up after an extended pub crawl.' When threatened, either by predators, man, trees, or shrubbery, the neurotic little twits hurl all their young at the threat, emitting a squeal that scientists have interpreted to mean 'the hell with the continuation of the species, just leave me alone.' Fortunately for the theory of evolution, the Massachusetts Hurling Squirrels' numbers are rapidly declining."