So if plan A fails, and I blow the hsc....
...my back up plans will be...
B. Continue working for pizza hut until the probable early event of my oily, dough encrustred death... and have a novel exploring the sufferings of the hopeless published posthumously.
C. Audition for Australian Idol both seriously and not seriously...
D. Find a dollar, stand on a busy street corner and repeatedly solicit depressive looking people and young children to partake in 'double or nothing' bets... nobody better to exploit than the depressive and the young
E. Rent my services as a Court Fool to the eccentric and perhaps, mentally ill
F. Scrounge around under the sofa until I find enough money to buy a house.
B. Continue working for pizza hut until the probable early event of my oily, dough encrustred death... and have a novel exploring the sufferings of the hopeless published posthumously.
C. Audition for Australian Idol both seriously and not seriously...
D. Find a dollar, stand on a busy street corner and repeatedly solicit depressive looking people and young children to partake in 'double or nothing' bets... nobody better to exploit than the depressive and the young
E. Rent my services as a Court Fool to the eccentric and perhaps, mentally ill
F. Scrounge around under the sofa until I find enough money to buy a house.